I always love the railbirds that never get up and play but openly criticize players when they lose.
I'll look up at the rail and say, "None of you have never missed a ball up there from the cheap seats? But then again, you never won a game from up there either, have you?"
or
"You're dead even for tournament or match play, aren't you? 0-0 is even, isn't it? After all, if you never get out of the chair and play, how can you lose?"
It amazes me how some people can sit on the sidelines of life and never want to jump into the fray.
Stones