Where are all the beautiful women players?

Surly said:
For the same reason that all the guys look like Radio Shack nerds and the garbage man. Why can't more of them look like Hugh Jackman and Chris Noth?

Or that guy... I can't think of his name. African/Native American, big brute, long black hair... did a couple of movies in the desert fighting hordes of demons in a loin cloth..... that's a fiiiine looking man...

WHERE ARE THOSE GUYS? :crying:
 
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You must live in the mountain and not get into town very often. Just go too the WPBA and pull up some profiles of the players, you will be pleasantly surprised.:thumbup:
 
Ahhh, when I was young

Ten years ago when I was in my FORTIES, I was pretty cute, LOL. Now, I'm just a hag! :eek:
 

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i had the biggest crush on lori jon jones in the 80's. she was the first woman pro i saw play and i thought she was hot and kicked ass. then it was jeanette lee, now jasmin, jennifer baretta and ga young kim are the ones i like to watch:)
 
lefty84 said:
i knew i wasnt the only smart guy from nebraska!!!!!!!!!!

Nope, there are two of you.

But now one of you needs to move so you don't skew the statistics.
 
I love original threads, especially about men/women players and their looks. Good thing Surly is here to help intervene with laughter. :thumbup:
 
[sarcasm]You're right. There is absolutely no talent in in ladies pool[/sarcasm]

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In my eyes ...

rackmsuckr said:
Ten years ago when I was in my FORTIES, I was pretty cute, LOL. Now, I'm just a hag! :eek:

Your are more beautiful today ... than yesterday.

Regards,
Hal
 
fd_colorado said:
Or why do all of the top women players seem to look like younger versions of Billie Jean King rather than Anna Kournikova?

Does she look like Billie Jean???
 

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I was packing it in for the evening and made the mistake of checking out one more thead. I've posted this before but couldn't resist. I know she not a player but who cares.
Mike
 

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Fatboys right. Pool is not the sport hot women wanna play, they stick to beach volleyball and tennis. We do have some hotties that play but the percentages arent on our side. and most of the women yall listed are hot for our sport but for the general population theyre about average. With the exception of jasmin and Shanelle, and i too had a crush on loreee jon :) i think i still do
 
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speakers said:
...<snip>... I'm sure we could find a couple Elmer Fudd look-a-likes hanging around too, flannel shirts and all (I bet 20-40% of you guys just looked down to see if you're wearing flannel LOL). :groucho:

If flannel jammies count, you got me! LOL
 
Papa Red said:
You must live in the mountain and not get into town very often. Just go too the WPBA and pull up some profiles of the players, you will be pleasantly surprised.:thumbup:

You're absolutely right about the mountains. I am just getting back "into" pool after 15 years of not playing. All I had to go by was what I saw on tv.

Looks aren't everything. Years ago people thought I looked like Burt Reynolds or Tom Selleck...now the women tell me that I look like Dr. Phil :eek: Hopefully they are Dr. Phil fans (and I've got way more hair than he does).
 
fd_colorado said:
Or why do all of the top women players seem to look like younger versions of Billie Jean King rather than Anna Kournikova?
Because pool is a precision physical sport predominantly played with pants on rather than a high physical athletic sport played in a low amount of clothing.

IMO, there is no shortage of attractive women in the top ranks in pool. Most people who have paid attention to anything I've posted (all 12 of you) knows the torch I've held for Gerda Hofstatter. I'm sure if she wore a skimpy tennis outfit, there wouldn't be any question as to whether or not she resembled BJK or AK.

I'm sure nobody would be saying anything whether or not we have enough tits and ass in our sport if we all were looking at cleavage shots of Kelly Fisher or Karen Corr.

And I know you said "top women" meaning today's top women, but yesterday's top women... Jeanette Lee, Loree Jon Jones, and Ewa Mataya Laurence will make any male gay or straight double take and hold their breath. If you haven't seen any of these three live, in person, standing or walking next to you, you have no idea what you're missing. And, IMO, they don't even have to try.

And have any you taken a look at Monica Webb? My gawd she's a pretty woman.

Fred <~~~ and then there was the Sarah Ellerby spread...
 
lefty84 said:
yeah and jennifer baretta should wear a brown paper bag over her face geez. there have been/are beautiful women players. each one is attractive to someone somewhere.


Ninja Edit: the paper bag comment was sarcasm.


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Holy mother of god!!:eek: She is smokin!! Just thought i would throw that in there in case anyone couldn't tell....:D
 
Surly said:
Or that guy... I can't think of his name. African/Native American, big brute, long black hair... did a couple of movies in the desert fighting hordes of demons in a loin cloth..... that's a fiiiine looking man...

WHERE ARE THOSE GUYS? :crying:

<-------Hey! I'm a stud muffin don't ya think? LOL!! :thumbup:
 
rackmsuckr said:
Ten years ago when I was in my FORTIES, I was pretty cute, LOL. Now, I'm just a hag! :eek:

I suspect time is treating you well.
You do look yummy in that photo though. :D
 
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