Who would win a fistfight btw U.S. and Team Europe???

I think it'd be close... But!!! If Earl is allowed to wear his five pound weight on his arm...USA is a slight favorite...
 
DrCue'sProtege said:
i dont think this is an appropriate thread for what should be a Gentleman's Forum for a Gentleman's Game.

hope the Mods close it down.

DCP
I think you also suffer from a lack of imagination in your approach to your pool game as well.
 
COLLECTION GURU said:
[FONT="[B][COLOR="blue"]For this one time, I will prostitute myself as you hit the right answer. Cage match with Rodney and the Collection Guru as Rodney renders them defenseless and the GURU (sorry) jumps from the top of the cage with the famous SPLASH JUMP LEAP (sorry ) rendering the European team beaten and the little Russian ( a class act ) never to be seen again as he was meshed into the canvas and disappeared. ][/FONT][/COLOR][/B]

Oh my goodness, he stopped yelling. Well now I just have to give the nod to Short Bus. I'll take RC and give up 5/3
 
lewdo26 said:
I give team Europe the nod.

Neils vs. Morris --- slight advantage Neils

Darryl vs. Earl --- slight advantage Darryl

Archer vs. Drago --- huge advantage Drago (lol!)

Deuel vs. Souquet --- a boring tie with much technical footwork

Shane vs. Stepanov --- slight advantage Shane

Whadd'ya guys think?

Neils vs Morris---Morris would bring the flyin hawaiian all over neils..lol!

DArryl vs Earl---the pearl would bring some leg weights and bash darryls skull in...=))

Archer vs Drago---Archer would do a lil bobbin and weavin then as drago falls to the floor from archers dragon punch, johnny would make drago tap out using the scorpion death lock...

Duel vs Souquet---Souquet being the quite bit older of the 2 would chase duel til he was wore out in turn duel would then kick him in his nads and give him and indian sunburn, followed by a titty twister..lol!!


Shane vs steponav--- shane would start off with a hand shake, being the professional that he is, then turn into the Rock and lay the smack down on his candy as#!...If u can smell what the Shanerock iiiissssss coookkinnn;)
 
JoeyInCali said:
I think this is better than a lot of your threads.

Rodney Morris can take all of Europe I think one by one.

Fong-Pang Chao would stare everyone down in no time...wouldn't even have to raise fists! :)
 
Hierovision said:
I think anybody who says earl has a chance against anybody on team europe is blind or inexperienced in analyzing combat abilities. I've seen his body (and mind) type in fights and he's about as dangerous as a 12 year old in good shape.

I'm with you. I wouldn't have been scared of Earl at 12....of course I was 5'11" and about a buck sixty at 12 :p But you can't always judge on size. Chuck Norris is a little guy, and you can read for days on the internet about his abilities :D
 
trustyrusty said:
I'm with you. I wouldn't have been scared of Earl at 12....of course I was 5'11" and about a buck sixty at 12 :p But you can't always judge on size. Chuck Norris is a little guy, and you can read for days on the internet about his abilities :D

An early steroid user? :D I'm still not 5'11', but I managed the "buck sixty" and then some.
 
catscradle said:
An early steroid user? :D I'm still not 5'11', but I managed the "buck sixty" and then some.

think it was more genes than HGH, but I hit a wall - only grew 2 more inches (and watched a buncha the guys I dominated in sports at an early age pass me by in high school), and currently 30lbs.

I was a mean one back then too (12). Thought I was Nolan Ryan - LOL. GET OFF MY PLATE!!! I ended up with the athletic ability, and my brother got the height (6'5" and lefty to boot - perfect for "my" MLB pitching dreams), and didn't play sports....sheesh.
 
MOSCONI CUP '08

No holds barred!
 

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I have to agree ...

DrCue'sProtege said:
i dont think this is an appropriate thread for what should be a Gentleman's Forum for a Gentleman's Game.

hope the Mods close it down.

DCP

Surely, it's all-in-good-fun ... However, our European members may not view it that way ...
 
One thing you guys overlooked about Archer's fight....To avoid being distracted/losing any concentration re. the timing and trajectory of his punches, he will insist on picking off any pieces of lint or threads, etc. off of his opponents shirt before he will agree to commence fighting....^_^
 
I Love That Name

Drew said:
Lol I'll take Collection Guru even. I know RC is a soldier and everything but CG is always yelling. And Samuel L. Jackson always wins.

ONE CAN NOT ARGUE WITH THAT LOGIC AND THE GURU'S HIGH ALTITUDE BODY FLOP!!!!!!!!!
 
Too Much Fish

crawfish said:
Russ, I've played Rodney. I don't know which Rodney you were referring to. The Rodney Morris I know is about 6'1" and weighs about 245.
I could be wrong, but if my memory serves me right, he's one stout lookin' mother.

CRAWFISH; UNLESS RODNEY WAS IN HIS TRANSVESTITE POLE PRANCING BOOTS, YOU WERE DRUNK. I TALKED TO RODNEY AT KOLBY'S TUESDAY NIGHT AND HE IS ABOUT 5'9" AT THE MOST. BY THE WAY. I DIDN'T HAVE MY ROTATING TRANSVESTITE BOOTS ON FOR THIS COMPARISON.

GURU: 6' 1" WITH 1" ROTATING TRANS SHOES ON
 
Fight odds

lewdo26 said:
I give team Europe the nod.

Neils vs. Morris --- slight advantage Neils

Darryl vs. Earl --- slight advantage Darryl

Archer vs. Drago --- huge advantage Drago (lol!)

Deuel vs. Souquet --- a boring tie with much technical footwork

Shane vs. Stepanov --- slight advantage Shane

Whadd'ya guys think?

The traditions of French kickboxing & German & Irish fist fighting provide Europe with a substantive martial arts grounding.
 
berlowmj said:
The traditions of French kickboxing & German & Irish fist fighting provide Europe with a substantive martial arts grounding.

Rebuttal: The traditions of saving French ass and kicking German ass give the Americans a slight advantage.
 
Drew said:
Rebuttal: The traditions of saving French ass and kicking German ass give the Americans a slight advantage.

Nice one.....


BTW .. not realated to the above post.. but
WTF are "ROTATING TRANS SHOES":confused:
 
COLLECTION GURU said:
CRAWFISH; UNLESS RODNEY WAS IN HIS TRANSVESTITE POLE PRANCING BOOTS, YOU WERE DRUNK. I TALKED TO RODNEY AT KOLBY'S TUESDAY NIGHT AND HE IS ABOUT 5'9" AT THE MOST. BY THE WAY. I DIDN'T HAVE MY ROTATING TRANSVESTITE BOOTS ON FOR THIS COMPARISON.

GURU: 6' 1" WITH 1" ROTATING TRANS SHOES ON
OK, Ok. How about 5'9" and 245. And yes, I probably was drunk. He still hit me with a five, though.
 
Ribs

ribdoner said:
EUROS are the nutz!!!!!!!!!

It would take 3 oe 4 to neutralize RODNEY but what's left can handle the rest of our boys:(

HOPE YOUR RIBS HEAL AS THEY ARE RUBBING YOUR BRAIN. RUSSIAN VS WHO?
MORE I THINK OF IT, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. BEST FOR YOUR RIBS.
 
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