Who would win a fistfight btw U.S. and Team Europe???

[yobagua]

All joking aside. There was one actual fight between two snooker players recently in the ring. It was bad boy from Australia Quentin Hann against a Brit who Quentin challenged after a match. I dont know who the other guy was. Maybe one our Brit brothers can post in with the info. I think they posted up something like 20,000 pounds.
Quentin who is known to smash all the reds on the opening break. Kinda like a Corey Deuel break in one pocket. He has known to go after a guy during a match. Which is a nono in the stuffy atmosphere in the gentlemans game of snooker but gives excitement to the crowd.

 

[nyjoe14.1]

i dont think this is an appropriate thread for what should be a Gentleman's Forum for a Gentleman's Game.

hope the Mods close it down.

DCP

DUMB A$$.......

 

[rossaroni]

DUMB A$$.......

Feature match- NYJOE 14.1 vs. Dr. Cues Protege!

I will take Joe not even knowing who he is. Dr. Cues Protege will be so focused on why he got hit the last time, he will leave himself defenseless!

 

[smokeandapancak]

Oh..Rodney was in prison..so he's gotta be a bad ass.............

Whatever....Child molesters and crack heads go to prisons.....doesnt mean that dude is a cock strong gangster just cause he did a bid, if anything it shows his mental game was on slip...if it wasnt he woudlnt have got busted in the first place.

I think most of the matchups are pretty even..but Earl...well Earl..is a wild card ....anybody that freaking loopy is liable to snap the necks of any 3 random folks at ANY time.
NEVER bet against a drunk Brit in a fight..those are some tough dudes when you get down to it...

 

[DeadPoked]

Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

 

[yobagua]

are you stupid? I just said that Rodney was no easy deal against a marathon runner. I know marathon runners who died of heart attacks.
I know Oahu Prison as Ive got relatives who passed through there and you had to be pretty sharp to live there for a year or two. DOnt confuse the issues with pedophiles and junkies. Rodney made a mistake but he got through it all. And yes Rodney can fight. But that is not his best attribute. He is a gentle talented man. But no one on the Mosconi team wants to get on his wrong side

 

[rossaroni]

Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

What?? HaHa!

 

[Hierovision]

I heard he plays with a cue made from the labia of a fossilized mother brontosaurus!

 

[CamposCues]

Pool Fights

I give team Europe the nod.

Neils vs. Morris --- slight advantage Neils

Darryl vs. Earl --- slight advantage Darryl

Archer vs. Drago --- huge advantage Drago (lol!)

Deuel vs. Souquet --- a boring tie with much technical footwork

Shane vs. Stepanov --- slight advantage Shane

Whadd'ya guys think?

Although they are all incredible players, if they were to match up bare knuckles...I think it would be a scoreless tie with very few injuries I don't think any of them would want any of Morris though.

 

[ribdoner]

EUROS are the nutz!!!!!!!!!

It would take 3 oe 4 to neutralize RODNEY but what's left can handle the rest of our boys

 

[bigskyjake]

Did anyone take a close look at the coach for Team Europe, Johann? This is one healthy looking stud. Earl was careful not to say anything to him.

What? that dude looks like he hangs out at leather bars and organizes mustache parties

 

[Bigjohn]

I give team Europe the nod.

Neils vs. Morris --- slight advantage Neils

Darryl vs. Earl --- slight advantage Darryl

Archer vs. Drago --- huge advantage Drago (lol!)

Deuel vs. Souquet --- a boring tie with much technical footwork

Shane vs. Stepanov --- slight advantage Shane

Whadd'ya guys think?

Mini Me and Mini Me Jr.

 

[jimmy-leggs]

Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

I heard his wife gave birth TO Asia !

 

[TATE]

I give team Europe the nod.

Neils vs. Morris --- slight advantage Neils

Darryl vs. Earl --- slight advantage Darryl

Archer vs. Drago --- huge advantage Drago (lol!)

Deuel vs. Souquet --- a boring tie with much technical footwork

Shane vs. Stepanov --- slight advantage Shane

Whadd'ya guys think?

Here's my take:

I think it should be Drago and Morris - I'll take Morris by a nose (a rather prominent Maltese nose). As a group, snooker players are just one notch above quilters in the fighting department.

Ralf against anyone - sorry, he was born to think, run racks, and maybe even run marathons, but he's defintely too civilized to be a fighter. My goodness, please do not put Ralf in the ring.

Darryl Peach - he can be a formidable man armed with a pacifier. Watch out for the head butt. Would hold his hands really high and circle them around like the old time boxers.

Rodney Morris - Hawaiians hate fighting. Too much work.

Corey Deuel - Corey is far too cool to fight and his backers will hire a lawyer to deliver the old one-two to anybody who cares to try him.

Shane - he would knock out a European with one really huge haymaker, thank them for giving him the opportunity, render CPR on them, and dust them off afterward.

Earl - Earl is the master of the "false charge". He knows just how far he can go at any given moment. It's all show - one pop in the nose and I think he would find the nearest exit in his green jogging suit.

Archer - I believe he would stand there and fight to the finish, ignore whatever pain his opponent inflicted, bleed buckets and just and jab them to death until they give up. Johhny has guts. He could be vulnerable when he bends over to pick the lint.

Feijin - Since Niels looks a lot like Dolph Lundgren, http://www.totalrocky.com/multimedia/wallpaper/drago_1024.jpg
He would probably do pretty well in the ring - the most formidable European for sure. Might fail the steroid testing.

The Russian - never underestimate a Russian's propensity for 3 things, fighting, drinking, and standing in line for luxury items. Pound for pound he would be a good fighter, but at 110 pounds he would have to match up against the wives for a fair fight.

The U.S. takes it easily in the ring.

Chris

 

[beetle]

An excellent analysis, Tate!

Here's my take:

I think it should be Drago and Morris - I'll take Morris by a nose (a rather prominent Maltese nose). As a group, snooker players are just one notch above quilters in the fighting department.

Ralf against anyone - sorry, he was born to think, run racks, and maybe even run marathons, but he's defintely too civilized to be a fighter. My goodness, please do not put Ralf in the ring.

Darryl Peach - he can be a formidable man armed with a pacifier. Watch out for the head butt. Would hold his hands really high and circle them around like the old time boxers.

Rodney Morris - Hawaiians hate fighting. Too much work.

Corey Deuel - Corey is far too cool to fight and his backers will hire a lawyer to deliver the old one-two to anybody who cares to try him.

Shane - he would knock out a European with one really huge haymaker, thank them for giving him the opportunity, render CPR on them, and dust them off afterward.

Earl - Earl is the master of the "false charge". He knows just how far he can go at any given moment. It's all show - one pop in the nose and I think he would find the nearest exit in his green jogging suit.

Archer - I believe he would stand there and fight to the finish, ignore whatever pain his opponent inflicted, bleed buckets and just and jab them to death until they give up. Johhny has guts. He could be vulnerable when he bends over to pick the lint.

Feijin - Since Niels looks a lot like Dolph Lundgren, http://www.totalrocky.com/multimedia/wallpaper/drago_1024.jpg
He would probably do pretty well in the ring - the most formidable European for sure. Might fail the steroid testing.

The Russian - never underestimate a Russian's propensity for 3 things, fighting, drinking, and standing in line for luxury items. Pound for pound he would be a good fighter, but at 110 pounds he would have to match up against the wives for a fair fight.

The U.S. takes it easily in the ring.

Chris

 

[Njhustler1]

oh my god. i'm a huuuuuuuuge rocky fan. that's the greatest website ever!!!

 

[COLLECTION GURU]

Prostitution

I would have to agree with you!

[FONT="[B][COLOR="blue"]For this one time, I will prostitute myself as you hit the right answer. Cage match with Rodney and the Collection Guru as Rodney renders them defenseless and the GURU (sorry) jumps from the top of the cage with the famous SPLASH JUMP LEAP (sorry ) rendering the European team beaten and the little Russian ( a class act ) never to be seen again as he was meshed into the canvas and disappeared. ][/FONT][/COLOR][/B]

 

[rossaroni]

[FONT="[B][COLOR="blue"]For this one time, I will prostitute myself as you hit the right answer. Cage match with Rodney and the Collection Guru as Rodney renders them defenseless and the GURU (sorry) jumps from the top of the cage with the famous SPLASH JUMP LEAP (sorry ) rendering the European team beaten and the little Russian ( a class act ) never to be seen again as he was meshed into the canvas and disappeared. ][/FONT][/COLOR][/B]

What he said!

 

[ribdoner]

Here's my take:

I think it should be Drago and Morris - I'll take Morris by a nose (a rather prominent Maltese nose). As a group, snooker players are just one notch above quilters in the fighting department.
Ralf against anyone - sorry, he was born to think, run racks, and maybe even run marathons, but he's defintely too civilized to be a fighter. My goodness, please do not put Ralf in the ring.

Darryl Peach - he can be a formidable man armed with a pacifier. Watch out for the head butt. Would hold his hands really high and circle them around like the old time boxers.

Rodney Morris - Hawaiians hate fighting. Too much work.

Corey Deuel - Corey is far too cool to fight and his backers will hire a lawyer to deliver the old one-two to anybody who cares to try him.

Shane - he would knock out a European with one really huge haymaker, thank them for giving him the opportunity, render CPR on them, and dust them off afterward.

Earl - Earl is the master of the "false charge". He knows just how far he can go at any given moment. It's all show - one pop in the nose and I think he would find the nearest exit in his green jogging suit.

Archer - I believe he would stand there and fight to the finish, ignore whatever pain his opponent inflicted, bleed buckets and just and jab them to death until they give up. Johhny has guts. He could be vulnerable when he bends over to pick the lint.

Feijin - Since Niels looks a lot like Dolph Lundgren, http://www.totalrocky.com/multimedia/wallpaper/drago_1024.jpg
He would probably do pretty well in the ring - the most formidable European for sure. Might fail the steroid testing.

The Russian - never underestimate a Russian's propensity for 3 things, fighting, drinking, and standing in line for luxury items. Pound for pound he would be a good fighter, but at 110 pounds he would have to match up against the wives for a fair fight.

The U.S. takes it easily in the ring.

Chris

My wife is the SEARING (world class) of quilters and trust me when I tell you that HOT ROD wants none of her action.

QUILTERS=========> have a lot of needles and other toys that can inflict PAIN and life threatening injuries.

 

[Russ Chewning]

[FONT="[B][COLOR="blue"]For this one time, I will prostitute myself as you hit the right answer. Cage match with Rodney and the Collection Guru as Rodney renders them defenseless and the GURU (sorry) jumps from the top of the cage with the famous SPLASH JUMP LEAP (sorry ) rendering the European team beaten and the little Russian ( a class act ) never to be seen again as he was meshed into the canvas and disappeared. ][/FONT][/COLOR][/B]

[thumbs up] LOL! [/thumbs up]

Russ