-Hi!
We at McDonalds are launching our new "Cancer free guaranteed diet". That's right, as long as you eat only McDonalds hamburgers you'll never get cancer. We have Bill and his father as proof. They both only eat McDonalds hamburgers, and neither of them have cancer.
-Uhmm...Wouldn't eating only hamburgers give you nutritional and vitamin deficiency?
-No, no. The burgers connect with your immune system. It's a 100% objective process.
-"Connect with the immune system", what does that even mean?
-It's all in the videos and the 2000 page book we're releasing. Also, just see how cancer free Bill and his father is, if that doesn't prove it, I don't know what will.
-First of all, I watched the videos and it was not explained. Also, I'm not reading a 2000 page book about eating burgers. 2 people that are related is no proof of the burgers alleged effectiveness. The sample size is too small and genetics is a much more plausible explanation, anyway.
-Whatever, you're just an evil hater out to destroy McDonalds!
-Uhmm...I eat McDonalds sometimes, I just don't think you should make such claims.
-Nearly every person you know that's cancer free, is secretly or unknowingly following our diet. If they don't eat burgers, they eat the exact bread-lettuce-meat ratios!
-That's a pretty bold claim. Also, I remember that challenge where a follower of your diet challenged another to a colonoscopy to see who had the most polyps, and he had to be instantly admitted with stage 4 cancer...
-Well, he didn't follow our teaching, he doesn't even understand it.
-He spent a week at your burger eating facility, bought all of your instructional material and was a completely fanatical fan of your CEO for years on end.
-Well nevermind that. Watch some videos of our CEO eating burgers blindfolded! He's not dropping any lettuce or anything!
Disclaimer: I actually no longer care. But I understand why some do.