[WPA / Joy Billiards] Heyball World Investment

I think the IPT, Darren’s tour, Heyball, etc, are/were trying to recruit some 8 ball bar bangers. This was the wrong approach. Better to show them a better game that is exciting.

Almost every single one of us started on 8 ball when we were bangers, and very quickly threw it out the window once we got the pool bug.
 
Still has to be the dumbest name for a game. I'd be pissed if i was Chinese because it seems like a racist dig at them not pronouncing 'Eight-ball' well. Tough game but boring as hell to watch.
Don't be offended for them. They probably don't care as they are about to reap in the money.
 
Don't be offended for them. They probably don't care as they are about to reap in the money.
Just how will they 'reap in the money'? Players or the sponsors? I don't see it going anywhere. Been wrong before plus i don't really give a shit. I don't/won't watch it regardless. Still a stupid name.
 
I personally feel those Chinese 8-ball tables are an absolute abomination. If someone wants to play pocket billiards on a table with snooker-shaped pockets pockets, just play snooker. Leave the pockets of a pool table alone, such that it's still possible to fire in an OB down the rail.

The IPT had it somewhat correct by incorporating the slow cloth, because we all know 8-ball with fast cloth and 4.5" pockets is just too easy for the pros. But I've been advocating this idea for a decade, but if we want to make 8-ball for the pros more interesting, instead of mucking with the table (3.5" pockets, or snooker shaped pockets, or slow nap cloth), simply increase the number of objects above 15 (to 21, for example). Adding a few more balls is a whole lot easier than modifying (or in heyball's case completely redesigning) existing pool tables.

it's not a bad idea, i would like to see some pros testing it. but it's another massive change to the game.

as for the heyball table, i'm not sure it's a variety of the snooker table. the rounded pockets for pool tables are common in UK, australia, india, africa etc, but are usually barboxes. been around forever. heyball is upscaled english 8-ball.
 
8 ball is boring due to the structure of the game. When played well there is little CB movement and the shots are tap tap tap. 9 ball forces zig zag shots.

I think even 14-1 is better than 8 ball. Even though little CB movement in that game, there are many trick shots, break shots, and secondary break shots. And there are not even the tap tap tap of 8 ball. It’s usually with a lot more authority in 14-1 for even stop shot patterns. Plus it builds momentum as the runs get higher.

8 ball is the worst of the games imo for viewing.
To each his own.

But I can't be the only one who found the last rack of Efren's IPT World 8-ball championship exciting...

 
Equal pay thats a core Chinese value. Ying and Yang.

I like Northern Chinese style barbecue.

The Southern Chinese food is too fishy.

Planning out a menu for heyball players will not be easy. Do they like bao?

Players that enjoy their home cuisine will have to talk about their home cuisine China is larger than Europe.

And its one country the size of a continent.

I am so excited the world will get to learn about China and geography within China.

Chinese culture is so rich with history outside of the usual sore spots.
 
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The computer game Heyball Tycoon is in development.

Its an RTS style game about building Heyball units, promoter units, coach units, creating a Heyball ecosystem is the main pleasure of the game.

The tech upgrades in Heyball features developing a strong Chinese restaurant association, strong afterschool programs and an annual Lunar festival.

The main factions in Heyball are: Carom, Snooker, American Pool, Balkline Blackball and Bonus ball. Each faction competes to control new generations of players.

All the developers are excited about how to create stats for players and create variations between the men and women statistically.

Men will have a higher chance at breaking down and committing a foul, breaking a cue or harassing a ref.

Culture specific enhancements will be released during an actual promo event/
 
The computer game Heyball Tycoon is in development.

Its an RTS style game about building Heyball units, promoter units, coach units, creating a Heyball ecosystem is the main pleasure of the game.

The tech upgrades in Heyball features developing a strong Chinese restaurant association, strong afterschool programs and an annual Lunar festival.

The main factions in Heyball are: Carom, Snooker, American Pool, Balkline Blackball and Bonus ball. Each faction competes to control new generations of players.

All the developers are excited about how to create stats for players and create variations between the men and women statistically.

Men will have a higher chance at breaking down and committing a foul, breaking a cue or harassing a ref.

Culture specific enhancements will be released during an actual promo event/
Is this a Harriman acadummy venture?

What is the acadummy up to these days, if not?
 
The computer game Heyball Tycoon is in development.

Its an RTS style game about building Heyball units, promoter units, coach units, creating a Heyball ecosystem is the main pleasure of the game.

The tech upgrades in Heyball features developing a strong Chinese restaurant association, strong afterschool programs and an annual Lunar festival.

The main factions in Heyball are: Carom, Snooker, American Pool, Balkline Blackball and Bonus ball. Each faction competes to control new generations of players.

All the developers are excited about how to create stats for players and create variations between the men and women statistically.

Men will have a higher chance at breaking down and committing a foul, breaking a cue or harassing a ref.

Culture specific enhancements will be released during an actual promo event/
F^&K i'm actually kinda jealous here. If i was still in my partying days i'd be beating down your door in search of your dealer. Just WTF do you take??? Inquiring minds are waiting. Seriously, you may have tapped into something.
 
F^&K i'm actually kinda jealous here. If i was still in my partying days i'd be beating down your door in search of your dealer. Just WTF do you take??? Inquiring minds are waiting. Seriously, you may have tapped into something.
He's acknowledged being a pot smoker but imo, he's 75% 'special' and 48% 'special'.
 
He's acknowledged being a pot smoker but imo, he's 75% 'special' and 48% 'special'.
He might ride some new 'short bus' for those working on another level. Fk that cat is OUT there. Put him and locococo in the same room and record that stream of consciousness. Wow.
 
If the world is competing on heyball tables, Heyball table distribution will be needed.

That means trained staff to sell and demonstrate Heyball equipment. Its likely Heyball is meant to convert existing pool players.

Who will fill the amateur Heyball slots? Are there enough current Heyball pros and what is the standard they play too?

Who will be the first Heyball Olympic athletes?
 
If the world is competing on heyball tables, Heyball table distribution will be needed.

That means trained staff to sell and demonstrate Heyball equipment. Its likely Heyball is meant to convert existing pool players.

Who will fill the amateur Heyball slots? Are there enough current Heyball pros and what is the standard they play too?

Who will be the first Heyball Olympic athletes?
I love how you take constantly take a completely false premise run with it.



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I love how you take constantly take a completely false premise run with it.



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When China gives the visas for the players to compete,

None of the non Chinese players will have Heyball backgrounds, unless local Chinese get foreign sponsors.

Who is prepped for China?

Jasmin and Venom should lead a group.
 
When China gives the visas for the players to compete,

None of the non Chinese players will have Heyball backgrounds, unless local Chinese get foreign sponsors.

Who is prepped for China?
None of them are members of the elks club.
 
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