Erm.... you only have to be born English to have all you need to cheer about mate.Hail Mary Shot said:To chilli: Congrats for Daryl's win. Finally England has something to cheer about.
Of course, we're much too polite and reserved to do something as uncouth as that. Wouldn't want to draw attention to ourselves see. Good lord no. Much better to just be quietly smug about it.
Better still, buy yourself a high horse to be quietly smug on. No point being quietly smug about anything if nobody can see you doing it is there? What's the point of being English if nobody knows you are? How could you rub in the fact that they were born foreign? They wouldn't know when to bite would they. You'd be failing in your solemn duty as an Englishman by not winding them up and reinforcing their stereotypes. It's what we do best, and probably only the Aussies ever get it. Hardly surprising. Them buggers are worse than we are.
I mean, you don't think we wanted to win all those wars against the French do you? It's just that it obviously meant so much to them that's all. They practically begged us to.
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