I will have
some finished by this weekend if anyone wants one. I will have some 4-6" ones for $10 shipped. Take your pick between birds eye, walnut, and purple heart ones will be coming.
Note to buyers: I noticed how nice it would be to own one of these and did not expect to have an overwhelming amount of interest. I made these with the intention of practically giving them away only to cover the original cost of the wood sitting in my shop, simultaneously giving me a chance to expand on my creative passion. I am in not trying to open up a new market, I am only making a handful and when they're gone, that's it! I have sold most of the birds eye and have walnut left, with a handful of purple heart ones coming. Sorry to disappoint, but I am not master wood worker, or a cue maker, or expert carpenter, I am a pool player who loves pool and loves learning everything I can about it, that includes cue construction and even tip shaper construction! I am fortunate to have acquired a shop full of tools over the course of my long, drawn out life. You may find that the shaper is different than expected, and for that I understand. The way I feel, it is a superior product with a rare existence in the pool world for people who have an appreciation for fine craft. I am not here to kiss your ass, and I am not here to provide you with faggoty customer satisfaction, if you thought that, shame on, and for thinking that, and you can kiss my ass. I have not gone into business to 'greet you with a smile', I made these cause I can. I will refuse to let you have this once-in-a-lifetime chance to own a genuine piece of incredible pool history if I have even the slightest hint that you're an ungrateful bastard. (and yes, I can tell!)
I have stated to every single buyer that I will give a 100% money back guarantee within 48 hours, but only if you think it sucks. You are more than welcome to call me on my National Tech Support Hotline and I'll be more than happy to turn that frown into a smile. I know when you get it that it might not be 'perfect' and you may not even fit a dime inside it, (you could probably fit something else in it though) but it does the job much better than scraping your tip on a brick wall. Some of these grits will be rough, but will last a lifetime. When I buy the belt sander packs (Home Depot), they come in 3 grits. Rough, rougher, and super rough. YOu can betch'r ass I am going to use up the entire package! I did what I could with what I had, and the thing will serve it's purpose if you know what you're doing. This thing is so powerful, it will rough the tip in 4-5 STROKES! You could probably do every house cue on the wall in 5 minutes.
Product disclaimer: This product is in no way to be swallowed, snorted, inserted into any orifices, thrown against the wall, hit over anyone's head, or swung around on a string. It is not water resistant, and may change colors over the course of a life time. (Wood has been known to do that) Please keep this product out of reach from all ignorant people who may tarnish it's natural integrity. (IOW, don't lend it out to idiots!) It is durable enough to last a lifetime, and it WILL last a lifetime provided you don't treat it like your wife or your dog, or mistress, or drop it from a tall building. It is made to be attached to the outside of your pool case with a golf bag clip, just make sure you don't lose it, cause you may never get another one in your entire, uneventful pool playing career. Being how we live in a spoiled ass society with the effects of instantaneous gratification and 100% customer satisfaction done with a smile, and drilled up the ass, I can see how some people would expect for me to have everyday low prices like you see at Wal-Mart, deliver at a speed 10x's faster than Pony Express, have a tutorial on YouTube on how to use them / and maintain them for life, and stand behind my product 100% if not completely satisfied, and that's all fine and dandy, just remember to return the unused product in it's original packaging within 48 hours stating the reason for dissatisfaction for a full 100% refund on your order, and be sure that I'll do all this with a coke and a smile, while you get to pick me apart, well I'll tell you right now, pucker up, cause you can kiss 100% of my entire Kimchi and Sushi eatin, Okie ass! I can translate that for you if you don't speaka any engrish! Now Happy freakin New Year, and have a freakin heart!
