You weren't.Cue Crazy said:If I was over the top ...
You weren't.Cue Crazy said:If I was over the top ...
DelaWho??? said:Note to self:
Do not attempt after 2 cups of coffee and a bran muffin.
Chech for toilet paper availability Before the emergency sitting....
McCue Banger McCue
chefjeff said:People who have had strokes work on this, if memory serves me correct. Also, drinking from a straw (with your mouth, not the other end) works, too.
I think it has something to do with getting both sides of your brain integrated more. Maybe williebetmore can contribute more when he returns from Louisville?
Jeff Livingston
Mr. Wilson said:I'll bet that it crosses your mind about a million times then next time you shoot.
You'll have the guy thinking your trying to shark him with some butt flex excercise!
Hilarious! Just wondering tho.... did anyone else find this in some other publication? Cuz im telling u... i swear i saw this somewhere on another mag or something.Harvywallbanger said:I have recently been looking around on the AZBilliards Home page(not the forum home page) to check out the articles and columns. Some good stuff I always just passed up to go directly to the forums. BUT when I read what I'm about to post from Tom Simpson in the columns section I didn't know whether to laugh or puke. Heres one of things he had to say from his 'Woo woo techniques'.........................>
Sphincter Release - I'm sure this one got your attention. Yes, nothing is sacred. You can do your own jokes on this one. This may be the best physical performance tip of the bunch. We typically carry way more clench in our anuses than we need. We're generally not aware of it though, because what we've always done feels normal to us. Give up some clench. Here's the deal: The more clench you release, the more freely you can stroke. If you seriously work on this one, you'll continue to find more ways to release. Over time, your overall, day-to-day clench level will decrease. This pays off in every physical activity.
There you have it folks. Now can I get a WTF?![]()
Harvywallbanger - My 'anus' is just fine the way it is and to be perfectly honest I never even thought about my butt hole while playing and seriously don't think it bothers me if it were tightened up a bit. If I go to dog a ball next time and start blaming my tight ass because of this guy I will be pissed!![]()
Dead Money said:Interesting. So I guess I need to tell the chick I shoot with ocasionally that she needs to remove the anal beads first if she ever hopes to beat me?
curlyscues said:so, does this mean you should cut the cheese when you break?
M.C.
Dead Money said:Interesting. So I guess I need to tell the chick I shoot with ocasionally that she needs to remove the anal beads first if she ever hopes to beat me?
Sphincter Release - I'm sure this one got your attention. Yes, nothing is sacred. You can do your own jokes on this one. This may be the best physical performance tip of the bunch. We typically carry way more clench in our anuses than we need. We're generally not aware of it though, because what we've always done feels normal to us. Give up some clench. Here's the deal: The more clench you release, the more freely you can stroke. If you seriously work on this one, you'll continue to find more ways to release. Over time, your overall, day-to-day clench level will decrease. This pays off in every physical activity.
TrickyRicky said:Wow! This is the 2nd longest thread I've ever seen concerning sphincter mechanics and it's relation to activities performed on a pool table.
Don't even ask which forum I found the number one longest thread in![]()
Rick P.