Wtf???

DelaWho??? said:
Note to self:
Do not attempt after 2 cups of coffee and a bran muffin.
Chech for toilet paper availability Before the emergency sitting....

McCue Banger McCue

lol........
 
People who have had strokes work on this, if memory serves me correct. Also, drinking from a straw (with your mouth, not the other end) works, too.

I think it has something to do with getting both sides of your brain integrated more. Maybe williebetmore can contribute more when he returns from Louisville?

Jeff Livingston
 
Tension Release, Relaxtion & The Zen of Archery

chefjeff said:
People who have had strokes work on this, if memory serves me correct. Also, drinking from a straw (with your mouth, not the other end) works, too.

I think it has something to do with getting both sides of your brain integrated more. Maybe williebetmore can contribute more when he returns from Louisville?

Jeff Livingston

There are numerous articles and even books with a variety of techniques to release tension as it relates to different sports and endeavors. The techniques that Simpson mentions are widely applied in competitive archery, golf and other non-team "individual" sports and are believed to be effective!
 
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Mr. Wilson said:
I'll bet that it crosses your mind about a million times then next time you shoot.

You'll have the guy thinking your trying to shark him with some butt flex excercise!


I know it. Now me and probably a few other poor bastards on here will be thinking of this next time we shoot for the cash. LOL I wish I never read it. If its not broken dont fix it! I felt just fine at the table damn it. Just fine I'm telling ya. I don't need this kind of..erm...pressure in my life.:eek: Now I'll probably have to use the exersize just to get back to normal. I'll be thinking, "Am I too tight at the moment?":confused:

By the way Tom has some good articles in his column but I could of done without this one.
 
Harvywallbanger said:
I have recently been looking around on the AZBilliards Home page(not the forum home page) to check out the articles and columns. Some good stuff I always just passed up to go directly to the forums. BUT when I read what I'm about to post from Tom Simpson in the columns section I didn't know whether to laugh or puke. Heres one of things he had to say from his 'Woo woo techniques'.........................>

Sphincter Release - I'm sure this one got your attention. Yes, nothing is sacred. You can do your own jokes on this one. This may be the best physical performance tip of the bunch. We typically carry way more clench in our anuses than we need. We're generally not aware of it though, because what we've always done feels normal to us. Give up some clench. Here's the deal: The more clench you release, the more freely you can stroke. If you seriously work on this one, you'll continue to find more ways to release. Over time, your overall, day-to-day clench level will decrease. This pays off in every physical activity.



There you have it folks. Now can I get a WTF?:confused:

Harvywallbanger - My 'anus' is just fine the way it is and to be perfectly honest I never even thought about my butt hole while playing and seriously don't think it bothers me if it were tightened up a bit. If I go to dog a ball next time and start blaming my tight ass because of this guy I will be pissed!:mad:
Hilarious! Just wondering tho.... did anyone else find this in some other publication? Cuz im telling u... i swear i saw this somewhere on another mag or something.
 
I was thinking about adding my 2 cents worth here, but this thread went to $hit a long time ago (pun intended). :D :D :D :D :D

Maniac
 
there is some logic in it when i think about it. because i remember realising one day when i tried a relaxation/hypnosis cd when i was told to completely relax - i noticed that always my mouth/jaw always took an extra step to actually let it relax.

so tonight when i'm playing pool if anybody sees someone with his mouth hanging open and his arse sticking further out than usual, don't worry, it's all under control!
 
Interesting. So I guess I need to tell the chick I shoot with ocasionally that she needs to remove the anal beads first if she ever hopes to beat me?
 
Dead Money said:
Interesting. So I guess I need to tell the chick I shoot with ocasionally that she needs to remove the anal beads first if she ever hopes to beat me?



:eek:...........Now this is a girl I would love to meet.;)
 
Or, So I've Been Led To Believe

curlyscues said:
so, does this mean you should cut the cheese when you break?
M.C.


Cut the cheese ? Let's eat.
Doug
( everything tastes good on a crisp Ritz cracker )
 
Sphincter..... Indeed

Dead Money said:
Interesting. So I guess I need to tell the chick I shoot with ocasionally that she needs to remove the anal beads first if she ever hopes to beat me?


That does it, I'm outta this thread.
Doug
( cutting my nine-knotted-rope and setting myself adrift )
 
Alrighty Then, Thanks guys;) Now I feel alittle better, maybe I was'nt so far over the top or off topic as I first thought:p :D This thread has taken more turns then a 24 hour road race at Sears Point with no pit stops.:eek::p
 
And I thought my opponent was just using "chemical warfare" at the table when he was trying to beat me.

Now, I know he was just relaxing his arse and the pressure got to him.
 
Sphincter Release - I'm sure this one got your attention. Yes, nothing is sacred. You can do your own jokes on this one. This may be the best physical performance tip of the bunch. We typically carry way more clench in our anuses than we need. We're generally not aware of it though, because what we've always done feels normal to us. Give up some clench. Here's the deal: The more clench you release, the more freely you can stroke. If you seriously work on this one, you'll continue to find more ways to release. Over time, your overall, day-to-day clench level will decrease. This pays off in every physical activity.


HOLY CRAP, Buttman!!!

(Sorry, couldn't resist).
 
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Wow! This is the 2nd longest thread I've ever seen concerning sphincter mechanics and it's relation to activities performed on a pool table.

Don't even ask which forum I found the number one longest thread in:eek:

Rick P.
 
Uranus Now A Star ?

TrickyRicky said:
Wow! This is the 2nd longest thread I've ever seen concerning sphincter mechanics and it's relation to activities performed on a pool table.

Don't even ask which forum I found the number one longest thread in:eek:

Rick P.



Anus-R-Us ?
Doug
 
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