You know you are a pool player if........

[dardusm]

I saw a meme on facebook recently that was pretty funny. It was take of the Jeff Foxworthy line you know if you are a redneck jokes.

You know you are a pool player if your Fargo rating is higher than you credit score.

Here is my shot at one:

You know you are a pool player if your retirement plan is to marry well.

 

[pt109]

You know you’re a pool player....if you run out on your wife...and she says “Nice shooting.”

 

[Maniac]

You know you are a pool player if your bedroom is the back seat of your car.

You know you are a pool player when your best piece of luggage is a JB 3 x 5.

You know you are a pool player when your pants have a permanent blue stain on them around pocket height.

You know you are a pool player when all the money you have is sitting on top of a light fixture.

Maniac (is no pool player)

 

[jimmyco]

You know you’re a pool player....if you run out on your wife...and she says “Nice shooting.”

:killingme:

 

[hurricane145]

You know you are a pool player when your pants have a permanent blue stain on them around pocket height.

THAT is the BEST one ever!!:thumbup:

 

[PoolBum]

You know you’re a pool player if...you still have dreams about whether or not you played the right safety in a race to 7 for $20 a week ago.

 

[ChrisinNC]

When you are as giddy about your poolroom just recovering all their pool tables with new Simonis as a kid waking up on Christmas morning!

 

[GoldCrown]

You chit blue and piz green.

 

[us820]

If your 401k is comprised entirely of cues
If you are going to get married this weekend-if you can get a ride there
If you “cant handle the repetitiveness of a job” but shoot drills 6 hours a day
If your spirit animal is a bat

 

[pt109]

When you are as giddy about your poolroom just recovering all their pool tables with new Simonis as a kid waking up on Christmas morning!

That one got me...it’s a great feeling.

 

[strmanglr scott]

If your pool playing friends have stopped betting you on games.

 

[medallio]

When all your friend suggestions on Facebook are pool players you never met

 

[Poolhall60561]

When you start spending all your holidays at Red Shoes

 

[Runner]

When your BREAK cue is worth more than your car.

 

[pt109]

You know you’re a pool player when.....
...your uncle has a stroke....and you don’t know whether to call an ambulance....
...or take him on the road....

 

[RichSchultz]

When all your friend suggestions on Facebook are pool players you never met

this....definitely this!

 

[DelawareDogs]

When people in the room come up to you asking what would be a fair game between them and player B.

 

[garczar]

......if your car gets better mileage with the "Dominos" sign removed.