You know you are a pool player if........

dardusm

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I saw a meme on facebook recently that was pretty funny. It was take of the Jeff Foxworthy line you know if you are a redneck jokes.

You know you are a pool player if your Fargo rating is higher than you credit score.

Here is my shot at one:

You know you are a pool player if your retirement plan is to marry well.
 
You know you’re a pool player....if you run out on your wife...and she says “Nice shooting.”
 
You know you are a pool player if your bedroom is the back seat of your car.

You know you are a pool player when your best piece of luggage is a JB 3 x 5.

You know you are a pool player when your pants have a permanent blue stain on them around pocket height.

You know you are a pool player when all the money you have is sitting on top of a light fixture.

Maniac (is no pool player)
 
You know you’re a pool player if...you still have dreams about whether or not you played the right safety in a race to 7 for $20 a week ago.
 
When you are as giddy about your poolroom just recovering all their pool tables with new Simonis as a kid waking up on Christmas morning!
 
If your 401k is comprised entirely of cues
If you are going to get married this weekend-if you can get a ride there
If you “cant handle the repetitiveness of a job” but shoot drills 6 hours a day
If your spirit animal is a bat
 
You know you’re a pool player when.....
...your uncle has a stroke....and you don’t know whether to call an ambulance....
...or take him on the road....:confused:
 
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