You Know Your Addicted To Pool When (part 2)

Icon of Sin said:
Does that work?

I was able to claim my art classes, so I suppose it's within the relm of possibility that an arguement could be made that pool classes are tax deductable, especially if someone were interested in making it a career path. I'm guessing it would take some work though.
 
You know you are addicted to pool, when you look at your cue and say that it has survived 5 signifigant others.

You know you are addicted to pool, when a fire breaks out in your house and you grab you're wallet and cues on the way out. (true story)
 
supergreenman said:
I was able to claim my art classes, so I suppose it's within the relm of possibility that an arguement could be made that pool classes are tax deductable, especially if someone were interested in making it a career path. I'm guessing it would take some work though.

education cant be to prepare yourself for a new job, it has to be for your current job, to improve your skills........but thats rules for employees (people with a w-2).

a person who was a full time pool player could definitely deduct pool school as well as all travel and supplies and everything related. A person who just shot pool for fun but worked in another trade couldnt.

A third option would be a side business of playing pool, youd have to set up a schedule C sole proprietorship and claim income and expenses and show you were in the business of being a pool player, with a profit motive. Of course then youd pay taxes and social security on your profit.........if you had mostly losses youd run the risk of the IRS looking at your return and calling your business a hobby (especially with pool).

pool school costs what........650? Someone in the 15% bracket means it would save them 100 bucks on their taxes and maybe 30 on their state..probably not worth the hassle
 
You know you are addicted to pool, when you look at your watch and realise that you practiced for 9 hours, played in a tournament for 5 hours and then played a couple of hours more "just for fun" and outside, the sun is just coming up and you realise...





You're gonna be late for practice today!

I deserve more rep for doing all that ^^^ far too many times!!!
 
...you keep looking at your damn watch for work to end so you can go home and hit some balls around before league night (this is me right now)

...you cant help but think about the xbreaker that is waiting for you at Valley Forge that has already been paid for, just waiting to be picked up and used... (this is me as well)

:D
 
ouch... glad i'm not that addicted LOL..... i would have had to stop and clean my shaft alot <G>

you know you're addicted when....... the value of the cues and your case you carry are an even trade with a nice SUV.....
 
my first part was in regards to jenn baretta post.... forgot to quote message and i don;'t want to seem weird or anything LMAO
 
supergreenman said:
you know you're addicted to pool when you pass on the offer the cute blonde in the corner just made you because you don't want to stop playing pool.


Oh shit, Your bumping my memory buttons. I did that once. Had a date with a real nice, very very pretty gal. She was taking me to a club I had never been to. We meet some of her friends there. I meet everyone. Spotted the pool table walked over to it, came back and said I was going to play a little pool. Two hours later I was informed that one of her friends took her home. Screwed that one up.


Sort of reminds me of another time I screwed up. Maybe I'll tell that story in the non pool related section. Na I'll tell it here. There was a pool room there.

I believe it was called the Saber Lounge in Sierra Vista Az. I was stationed at Ft. Wachuca(sp). This bar was a pool room on one side and a strip joint on the other side. I always went there to play pool, I never watched the girls ..... much. Anyway, they finished off a bottle of Galiano(sp). The big one. This is the very tall bottle of liquor, yellow in color that you see in bars. There are two sizes and this real big one stood about 2 and 1/2 feet tall and had a spout on the side. When it was finally emptied they put $99.00 of pennies in it, then stuffed a dollar bill in the top. They had a raffle for it to benefit some local charity. I bought a ticket. After a few weeks the ticket sales were not going very well and the best looking , most popular striper in the place said she would include a date with her. Believe me those tickets started selling then. A few more weeks go by and I walk into the bar. The bartender yells at me as soon as he sees me. "John! You won the Galliano bottle and the date with Susie. I thought "alrighty". Susie walked out of the back and someone pointed me out to her. I heard her say "Could have been worse". When I heard that I ask the bartender for a paper and pencil. I wrote her a little note. "Could have been worse huh, well I can find my own dates". Been kicking myself in the ass ever since!
 
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scottycoyote said:
A third option would be a side business of playing pool, youd have to set up a schedule C sole proprietorship and claim income and expenses and show you were in the business of being a pool player, with a profit motive. Of course then youd pay taxes and social security on your profit.........if you had mostly losses youd run the risk of the IRS looking at your return and calling your business a hobby (especially with pool).

Don't worry too much about the supergreenman, he lives in Alberta Canada where they don't hardly pay no stinking taxes. Heck, their government sends them cheques !

I on the other hand live in Saskatchewan, the province with the highest taxes, and darned little to show for it, maybe I should go to pool school.

Dave
 
DaveK said:
Don't worry too much about the supergreenman, he lives in Alberta Canada where they don't hardly pay no stinking taxes. Heck, their government sends them cheques !

I on the other hand live in Saskatchewan, the province with the highest taxes, and darned little to show for it, maybe I should go to pool school.

Dave
Dave is right, I got a tax rebate last year for damages to my car from driving through Saskatchewan:D :D

Worst roads I've ever seen in my life.
 
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breakup said:
You have been on TV in the front row more than most WPBA players.

You hang out on AZB


These ones are to the extreme of falling out of chair laughing. Cuz thats how I know im addicted
 
......when you watch an episode of "The Rifleman" and get upset because Buddy Hall didn't appear in it even once.
 
When you have the same license plate as Fast Eddie on The Color Money seen this one before on a site.

You have Eightball caps for your tire's valve stem's

you have a tattoo of something pool related

Your theme pool song is Werewolves of London.
 
> This is how hooked I am on this glorious sport. On Sunday,February 8,1998,I wanted to go play in a 500 added tournament SO bad I actually thought about quitting my job with no notice to do so,they would not have let me call in sick. I get a phone call to just come home,don't call or anything,just come home. The manager that took the call knew what was up,but just told me to go home. I come through the S curve right before my house,and see smoke rolling out of the house,and fire trucks all over the place. I look up the street and see my mom and both sisters running towards me,my dad wasn't home from work yet. The words I formed in my head at first were Oh My...but the next word was drowned out by "don't worry your cues are all right". My sister Dawn,who by being late for work was home to discover the fire,call 911 and get my sleeping mom out of the house,comes running up to me in a hysterical fit,which is strange for her because she was an EMT at the time,and tells me she's sorry that she couldn't get to my cues in time. I honestly don't remember a conscious decision to try and run into a burning house after my cues,but I clearly remember getting tackled by 2 firemen after getting all the way up to the front door. I unconsciously TRIED to run into a burning house after them. After the fire was completely out,the captain came up and explained that pretty much everything on that side of the house was destroyed with the exception of the bedroom with the closed door,which was my room. He asked if there were any animals in the house,or anything valuable that wasn't destroyed that we wanted brought out before they let us in ourselves. I told him about my cat Q-Bert,which was asleep on my bed when I left for work just 2 hours ago,and told him that inside the room where he was that there SHOULD be a white golf-bag looking thing,my white leather 3x6 Porper with autographs all over it. To my complete surprise,when he carried my cat out he had my cue case slung across his back. Other than smoke damage to the outside of the case,there was no difference in my cues,even though it got hot enough in that room that 500 cds melted into a basketball sized wad of plastic,and the buttons melted off the stereo. I was able to salvage maybe 10% of everything I owned,but that 10% contained 90% of everything I really cared about or could not replace,of course this pales in comparison to everyone getting out alive. Even after going through a tragedy like this,when I saw that my cues made it,I knew I'd be OK. I was hitting balls in 2 days. That's how hooked I am,Tommy D.
 
Great Post Tommy D glad your mother and family was otaye, sorry for the house and glad to know i'm not alone on this subject of how much i love pool, I can recall along time ago when my brother left on the stove late at night and me being asleep on the couch i heard screaming FIRE FIRE, the first thing that ran across my mind was my C.D's and my games cause back then that was the main thing in my life my music and video games, no clothes on i was already standing outside the house without a care in the world about anything else that i owned waiting either for the house to burn down in flames or to be put out, of course my father and mother put out the fire and nothing was really damaged but it was a funny story that my parents always tell to embarrass me. But if it were now i would of had all my cues and pool related things probably would be been trying to take apart the pool table if i thought i could ............ LOL.
 
When you shovel 12 inches of snow from your driveway just because the night is league nights, other then that you would of just waited for the sun to melt everything LOL
 
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