You know you're obsessed with pool when...
- Thread starter Caromsoft
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Don't forget to shape them with a emery board (the same one you use to help shape your tip).
shavedaccord
I'll spot you 7 balls
when your first pool cue cost more than your first car did
when you take the only bedroom in your house and convert it into a pool room, leaving you to sleep on a cot in your living room.
when you take the only bedroom in your house and convert it into a pool room, leaving you to sleep on a cot in your living room.
when you plan your honeymoon based on wether or not they have pool tables on sight.
When you are at a bar looking at two girls, and you tell your friend that one girl's a$$ can give the other girl's a$$ the 6.
Mike
Mike
..when you come to this site and actually read threads about how you know when you're obsessed with pool :wink:
...you're always late to work in the morning, because you were up watching Star Sports streams on Sopcast.
Obsessed with Pool
I bought a house knowing I had to move garage wall 14" to make room for a pool table in the room behind it. I measured it 3 different times to make sure I could fit a 46 x 92 pool table in the room (without a pool stick hitting the wall) and park my wife's car in the garage. I had a 3" margin of error. IT WORKED!!!!!
I bought a house knowing I had to move garage wall 14" to make room for a pool table in the room behind it. I measured it 3 different times to make sure I could fit a 46 x 92 pool table in the room (without a pool stick hitting the wall) and park my wife's car in the garage. I had a 3" margin of error. IT WORKED!!!!!
When you refer to any sort of future planning as "playing position".
Example: I stopped and bought my wife some wine and roses tonight- that's playing position.:grin:
Example: I stopped and bought my wife some wine and roses tonight- that's playing position.:grin:
good job
If not,there are always sub-compacts.
TWOFORPOOL said:
If not,there are always sub-compacts.
shavedaccord
I'll spot you 7 balls
When you actually consider moving so you can be within walking distance of a pool hall
Koopa said:
So, you're the sumnava***** that does that... lmao
When you go to Mobile for a food show and call the local rooms and ask if they have a tournament on Tuesday night...
Dwight
Yeah, I know i'm obsessed I drive 51.1 miles to get to the only decent "real" pool hall down here. O and I keep playing all the best players and getting my ass whipped yet I go back for more, just cause I seem to now be obsessed with losing money now everyday. lol two months going in this room and nothing ever goes in my wallet when i'm leaving. I think I'm going to get a nickname of either "pool hall dummy" or "the pidgeon" lol they can't beat me forever.. I'm obsessed and one day their eyes are going to go out on them. :grin:
When your favorite movie is The Hustler.
When your favorite song is Warewolves in London.
When you've spent at least 5 nights underneath a table.
When you've spent at least 6 months living in your car.
When you've lost your cash, cue, clothes, shoes, and car...all in one game.
When you offer odds on the presidential election.
If you've ever said, "I bet I can drink both these glasses of beer before you can drink both those shots."
When you know and have practiced the spot shot.
When you know deep in your heart that Efren really is god.
When you know the following terms: draw your rock, sledgehammer, wild 7, orange crush, stakehorse, the nuts, air barrell, railbird.
When all your friends have a story behind their nickname.
**** poker!!
You know that guy Earl has a couple loose bolts in his head.
$1000 is nothing...you're only down one set.
When you know the sacred rules of gambling.
And you know the consequences of breaking those rules.
When your favorite song is Warewolves in London.
When you've spent at least 5 nights underneath a table.
When you've spent at least 6 months living in your car.
When you've lost your cash, cue, clothes, shoes, and car...all in one game.
When you offer odds on the presidential election.
If you've ever said, "I bet I can drink both these glasses of beer before you can drink both those shots."
When you know and have practiced the spot shot.
When you know deep in your heart that Efren really is god.
When you know the following terms: draw your rock, sledgehammer, wild 7, orange crush, stakehorse, the nuts, air barrell, railbird.
When all your friends have a story behind their nickname.
**** poker!!
You know that guy Earl has a couple loose bolts in his head.
$1000 is nothing...you're only down one set.
When you know the sacred rules of gambling.
And you know the consequences of breaking those rules.