ChrisBanks
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I think maybe you are confused about the term "sales pitch."
Your opponent has a straight in shot, do you punch his mother in the face?
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I think maybe you are confused about the term "sales pitch."
CTRL+C and CTRL+V (WINNING) straight from wikipedia;
In selling technique, a sales pitch is a line of talk that attempts to persuade someone or something, with a planned sales presentation strategy of a product or service designed to initiate and close a sale of the product or service.
Clearly a line of talk that tried persuading people to look further into or purchase the DVD. If it wasn't a sales pitch why state the price of the DVD? Why not mention someone elses DVD?
I can't blame the guy, everyone who has a DVD or book out markets it in some form on here. And why not? Its a great chance to make some money seeing as pool pays peanuts. Its just people don't do it so blatantly. They don't just mention it out of the blue in a post. That's how you get peoples hopes up that they actually care about a thread or topic.
Just sayin'
Not trying to get in this but he provides a link & what could be called a sales pitch in his signature...
ChrisBanks
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It is well known that the Hippie is/was a prominent 8-ball player. And my thought provoking 8-ball topic certainly gained his attention, and he replied with a heartfelt answer to the proposition. Can it be any more clear than that?
Bang her first.
Learned that from a 9 ball world champion.
Learned that from a 9 ball world champion.
I haven't laughed that hard over anything pool related since I was getting oral pleasures from the mother in question then smacked him in the face!
Needless to say she got ball punched in the face...
Needless to say she got ball punched in the face...
I'm very sorry.. I don't post here much (I've been lurking 7 years and this is my 53rd post) but apparently when I do, I'm a real jerk. Here I was busting ChrisBank's chops and I did one of the things he gets ridden for: I asked a WWAZBD question to get you guys and girls riled up and didn't offer my own opinion..
Of COURSE you punch her in the face! Think about it, it's a win/win. If he makes the shot, at least you punched his mom in the face for it. If he misses, he won't feel bad about losing because he'll be trying to straighten his mom's nose back out. You can bet your sweet ass (weights) that the great Earl Strickland would do it!
Again, my apologies!
Of COURSE you punch her in the face! Think about it, it's a win/win. If he makes the shot, at least you punched his mom in the face for it. If he misses, he won't feel bad about losing because he'll be trying to straighten his mom's nose back out. You can bet your sweet ass (weights) that the great Earl Strickland would do it!
Again, my apologies!
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Because He Can! Be afraid,.. very afraid.
Pull your pants back up and run home. We'll call you when it's time to come out again.
PS. Hold your breath while you sit next to the phone.
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ChrisBanks
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I'm not sure what you're trying to imply. Are you trying to make people laugh?
I just spit out my coffee. Hilarious.
Hell, this is good thread compared to some of the others
Don't forget to start at least 2 more threads today....that seems to be the trend
seriously, has the trolling here gotten to the level of, "i'm going to put the most troll assed thread i can think of up and then try to act seriously shocked that people are making fun of it"?
i'll tell ya what christrollbanks, i'll bite and respond "seriously" to your question.
1. why is this motherf**Ker's mom all up in our game.
2. why is that b**ch out so late
3. is she a big 'ole mean lookin slob with no teeth and jail house tats? 'cause then i might pass on smackin' a ho
4. do i have the option to kick his father in the balls instead?
5. can i let him shoot it to see if he either a) mentally or b) physically jumps up because he missed or misses because he a)mentally or b) physically jumped up?
6. can i let him shoot the shot and then rake the balls for every game where he breaks well and concede the set, then puch his mother in the face, kick his dog and slap his sister in her ginch?
7. can i get a us open champ to beat the b**ch for me?
8. can i use JCIN and beav to hold her down and have bartram, dippy and several members of the ohio crew give her a boot party
9. can i get action on that in the action room
10. and lastly if i get action, loose and payoff, can i get on the GAL?
there ya go buddy, my "serious" reply to your "serious" question.
i'll tell ya what christrollbanks, i'll bite and respond "seriously" to your question.
1. why is this motherf**Ker's mom all up in our game.
2. why is that b**ch out so late
3. is she a big 'ole mean lookin slob with no teeth and jail house tats? 'cause then i might pass on smackin' a ho
4. do i have the option to kick his father in the balls instead?
5. can i let him shoot it to see if he either a) mentally or b) physically jumps up because he missed or misses because he a)mentally or b) physically jumped up?
6. can i let him shoot the shot and then rake the balls for every game where he breaks well and concede the set, then puch his mother in the face, kick his dog and slap his sister in her ginch?
7. can i get a us open champ to beat the b**ch for me?
8. can i use JCIN and beav to hold her down and have bartram, dippy and several members of the ohio crew give her a boot party
9. can i get action on that in the action room
10. and lastly if i get action, loose and payoff, can i get on the GAL?
there ya go buddy, my "serious" reply to your "serious" question.
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