So I'm playing 1pocket with a guy of Eastern European descent today -- he's been living in the States forever but still has that Teddy KGB accent.
We've played many times before. And at one point mid-session I put him in a particularly grievous situation. He's got no escape, balls around my hole, basically a totally ugly position for him.
He stares at the table for a while, looks at it from various angles, and then walks up to me and quietly asks, "So, Lou. When you were at the Pentagon, were you one of those Black Ops guys who tortured guys down in the basement?"
It was so unexpected, and delivered with his accent just so, I had to bust out laughing.
Lou Figueroa
