Well, I tried to manwhore myself out to buy this cue. The old lady stiffed me and said something to the effect of "doing it herself."
He had already told me the story, right down to the part where he figured the radar gun was wrong!
Where you up there too?
Kevin
Yep! Ernie was out front, leading the pack. Teddy's cell phone dropped out of his pocket, the dummy didn't zip it up! Me and another guy turned around to help Teddy find his phone. While all that was going on, Ernie got popped.
His radar detector went off, but it was too late.
Going door to door is very discouraging when you're trying to manwhore. Some people really take offense. Hey, and I'm not cheap. I once tried fliers on the cars in Walmart, but all I got were a bunch of dudes calling me and asking if I was a "top" or "bottom." Weird fu@#ers.I can't believe she would be so dumb as I've had my eye on you in that way for some time now. Don't let one little rejection stop you, just go knock another door!
Kevin
Going door to door is very discouraging when you're trying to manwhore. Some people really take offense. Hey, and I'm not cheap. I once tried fliers on the cars in Walmart, but all I got were a bunch of dudes calling me and asking if I was a "top" or "bottom." Weird fu@#ers.
So what you are saying is, you and Teddy pushed poor unsuspecting Ernie into a speed trap and turned around just in time to save yourselves? Do the cops pay you guys for that kind of set up?
Kevin
I'm a little confused. How could it be "brand new, unchalked, unhit, unused" if you "played with it last night"?...The cue is brand new, unchalked, unhit, unused.
...I played some with it last night and it is a delightful cue.2 of 2 is my cue which is being offered here.
I'm a little confused. How could it be "brand new, unchalked, unhit, unused" if you "played with it last night"?Obviously, if you played with it, you must have used it (so it's not unused), and to play with it, you must have hit some balls (so it's not "unhit"), and if you hit some balls, you pretty much have to chalk up (meaning it can't be "unchalked", either.) I suppose the last one could be possible, if you didn't use chalk, but you at least test hit with it.
I'm just sayin'.
I'm a little confused. How could it be "brand new, unchalked, unhit, unused" if you "played with it last night"?Obviously, if you played with it, you must have used it (so it's not unused), and to play with it, you must have hit some balls (so it's not "unhit"), and if you hit some balls, you pretty much have to chalk up (meaning it can't be "unchalked", either.) I suppose the last one could be possible, if you didn't use chalk, but you at least test hit with it.
I'm just sayin'.
Bond, James BondD) , I believe the cue he "played some with" was the other cue (1 of 2), the one that Ernie is keeping. At least that's the way I read the post.
EDIT: Kev, synchronized posting! lol
Bump for a fantastic cue, if I was in cue buying mode right now, this would be at the top of my list. Unfortunately, I am in buying mode, it's just not cues, my kids are getting an inground pool. I wish you the best with the cue and am advising this cue to anyone interested as a strong buy!
Doug
It's some grouchy old ******* named Art Cantando
Doug
Kevin,
Please post up the Ebay link when you have it listed. I'm sure there are at least a few of us that would like to follow that auction. :thumbup: