This is why pool in Iowa sucks

Don't judge a book by it's cover, or Iowa by one match-up.

You've only been in town two weeks, give it a while. Your gamble will stir the pot enough to find yourself plenty of action.

Iowa aint so bad.
 
Alright i can agree with that!

Thanks for all the green rep and the one single red rep...i know I'm not alone.

Oh and about who has the best girl...seriously EVERYONE knows Jersey Girls are the dead nuts...Texas is a close second though...Jersey wins by a beach.
 
Thanks for all the green rep and the one single red rep...i know I'm not alone.

Oh and about who has the best girl...seriously EVERYONE knows Jersey Girls are the dead nuts...Texas is a close second though...Jersey wins by a beach.

no way man nothing good comes out of jersey
 
lets get back to...

The hot chicks in Cali.:thumbup: now thats worth 5 pages....:cool:

I feel a new thread coming on....
Where are the hottest chicks....(you know the girls on here gotta love "chicks")... How about I-DA-HO....
 
Chino if you ever make it up here I got your entry fee and your first 4 lap dances too son. You know what it's about.

As long as that is a friendly invite, drinks are on me. :thumbup:
I have pretty low standards, I might surprise you :rotflmao1::embarrassed2:
 
girls are like pool, all personal preference, I personally like a hot russian girl lol
 
everyone knows the "hot" Cali girls all came from the Midwest....duh. Check out a Cubs game on WGN sometime. It's hard for me to go to a game at Wrigley without getting whiplash, and it has nothing to do with what's going on on the field. :thumbup:
 
everyone knows the "hot" Cali girls all came from the Midwest....duh. Check out a Cubs game on WGN sometime. It's hard for me to go to a game at Wrigley without getting whiplash, and it has nothing to do with what's going on on the field. :thumbup:

exactly all the pretty girls left the midwest and came to cali. meaning all that's left in the midwest are less than hot women
 
exactly all the pretty girls left the midwest and came to cali. meaning all that's left in the midwest are less than hot women


that's where you are wrong....the one's who didn't think they could sleep their way to the top in Hollywood are still here. Good for you is: you got the "easy" ones, but you didn't get all of them ;)
 
What were you doing in Gulf Port???? Hmmmm... hope you didn't catch anything!! lOL

Nothing a shot couldn't take care of...kiddin'. My buddies dad use to live in Ft. Madison. Nothing to do there so we'd always head for Burlington, then after hours in Gulf Port because those bars stayed open so late...6am I think. Good times.
 
Go to the Quads city area. I'm sure Josh, Jesse, or Jon will let you bet as much as you like. But that would just be another reason why pool in Iowa suck, cuz you can't win.

Dude, don't forget about Chad Vilmont. I know a guy name Tony Maresca, he will more than likely play you whatever.

There are a lot of big gamblers over on the east side of Iowa. Head out to Miller Time in Davenport.

I have played in an AA league out here in Clinton for a couple of years. There are some very very good shots out here. There are also some overrated shots as well. I don't think you have seen all that Iowa has to offer.
 
I'm just curious MikeF, besides not getting any action worth your time( I'm guessing you would prefer anywhere from $100 to $1000 sets) and not finding "hot chicks" in a pool hall, what other reasons would you use as substantial evidence that "Pool in Iowa Sucks"?

Iowa isn't known for wealthy,bad pool players w/ hot wifes that come to the local pool hall to watch thier man lose money.

I'm guessing your 'experience' about pool in iowa stems from a single incident. Someone left a bad taste in your mouth? Its too bad your image of 'Pool in Iowa' is of just that.

Maybe try a different approach....
1. play in a local tourney.
2. lose to a person you shouldn't have.
3. stand up on a chair and tell the whole room that you will give them the 6 out for a grand!

oh, wait... someone has already tried that in 'Iowa' and it didn't work.

If you don't think you can stumble across the 'right' action, feel free to 'create' some. People from Iowa are very creative!

As for the women, try a supermarket or a target or a library. I'm thinking that a pool hall isn't the place you wanna pick up a lady and take her home to momma.
 
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