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Neil said:
All I can say is WOW! I know I'm a sick puppy because I watched all 6:17 minutes of it. Actually, I was hoping to hear just one real word. At about the 5 minute mark, he came the closest by saying cha-cha-cha. I always thought rap was the bottom of the 'music' barrel. There is now a new low! What amazes me the most, is that people actually paid to listen to that!
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Well, Neil. I must say:
1. you are a bad MOFO for making it all the way through. Have a drink on me. Now.

2. The singer, Mike Patton is also a bad MOFO. This band, Fantomas, is not getting any of my $ either. His other efforts are better, IMO. He is always working and I forgive his (Fantomas) foul.
 
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mirdavanfe said:
the most annoying thing about this video is that it's been around forever but yet we never got an update on the condition (or death) of the moron...
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poolplayer2093 said:
oh yeah i always wanted to know what happened to that guy.
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That's just cause you didnt ask the right people for full story.

The interwebz shall hold no mysteries from you on my watch my friends....

"Wonderweb powers activate!!!, form of a web slouth!!! shape of a net jedi!!!"

***insert cool sound effects***
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Jist:

Was a prank, trying to knock other neiborhood friends off their bikes. (He's apparently part of some group of idiot kids that call themselves "Public Violate" website of stupid kids group and record videos of them doing stupid things.) I think this qualifies. Kid (Matt Lakes (knickname: Mullet)) reaches out and loses balance. Falls out of car and face hits a parked cars bumper.

He lived. His Injuries: Shattered nose, and shattered pallette, which holds your top teeth in. Both sides of his jaw broken, 5 missing teeth, and his eye got cut. He got total facial reconstructive surgery, and recovered fully.

Here is Matt "mullet" Lakes persona account of what happened;

Matt Lakes said:
"Once we got kicked out because Pauls mom got mad, we decided we were gonna go somewhere but I forget where. Well anyways I think we were takin Valente home.

I guess on the way from Pauls to Paul V's we went the long way and I saw Andy.

I told Josh to turn because I wanted to slap Andy on the head.
He turned and (from here on is all just what Ive heard because I went into shock and blacked it all out) I rolled down the window but it didnt go down all the way. So I opened the door and tryed hangin on to the door and slappin Andy, then 1 of 2 things happened, 1. Newer car doors have a spring in them where after u open it so far it opens automatically and I just wasnt expecting it so it flung me out. or 2. Josh swerved out of the way of Andy or else he would have hit him with the car and I was flung out unexpectingly. Then I flew out and hit my head on the headlight of my friend Ashleys dads parked car. My friends stopped and called the ambulance right away. They went back and saw me laying there all bloody and mangled. They werent sure if I was dead or alive. They saw that the head light of the car had been cracked from impact. Then Phil stayed back because he was in shock and worried while Josh, Pete, and Valente held me up so I wouldnt choke or anything. Paul was busy calling the ambulance.

After a few minutes I woke up (this I remember somewhat) and was talking to them and I said "what the ***** hapened" then I wiped my face and there was blood on my hands. I saw the look on my friends faces and they were horror struck.

When the ambulance and fire truck got there they had to cut my brand ***** new Adio shirt off me, which I never say again, and my pants.
The fire truck had to use a fire hose to wash the blood off of the street because there was so much.

While this was happening, Pete and some medic were lookin around for my teeth.

They then took me back to St. Margarets Hospital.

My friends all called my mom and left a message sayin Matt was at St. Margarets and to meet them there.

Then at some time that is unknown by me, my friends showed my mom the tape of what happened.

While at the hospital they told me that everybone in my face was broken and that I was pretty much dead.

My mom told my Grandma this over the phone and my aunt Jan came up here to be at the hospital with me because me and my aunt are real close.
Since what the hospital told us was ***** because they suck, they heli-lifted me to University of Chicago Hospitals for Children. Which by my opinion is the best ***** hospital there is.

I remeber wakin up for a second while on the helicopter but then passin out again.

While at Chicago, they told me that I had a broken pallette, shattered nose, 2 missing teeth, mangled lip, gums were ripped out from the extraction of the teeth, a 6 inch internal crack on the back of my skull and 3 dime size bruises on my brain.

My friends all came to visit me there and there were also clowns. lol. they played my guitar that I had Paul Sac bring. It was awesome. I was so high.
I was in the hospital for some 10 days or more and then was released for a month's recovery. When I left, there was one of the whistles Phil took placed in my shoe, which made me laugh. I spent the recovery time down at my Grandmas where my aunt could take care of me.
I had to have many a surgeries, stitches, and my mouth wired shut for 2 weeks.

The liquid diet is what I was on. gettin my medicine threw this plastic tube thing and drinkin Boost Diet Drink for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I once had KFC mashed potatoes with chicken broth on it and it was like heaven to me. lol"
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epic win is found?,

~D4\/\/G~
 
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Da Bank said:
i love me some rap, but that's a bit of a stretch...
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it depends on what you're listening to. if you're listening to that stuff they try to pass as music that gets played on the radio then yeah it's a stretch.

underground hip hop is as good as it gets
 
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