Driving Me Bonkers

Hey Debbie....On days that you really want some good practice time, play with an mp3 player on. I use an Ipod shuffle, which is small and clips to your shirt. It doesn't seem to get in the way for me (I run the cords behind my head), and it really cuts down on people coming up to talk to you. If people do come talk to you still, make a big deal about cutting off your music, tell them "sorry I am practicing and listening to my music, I didn't hear you". If they have good advice, you can always take the ipod off and use the opportunity to get the free lessons. If they are just hitting on you, make sure to leave your music on if they try to talk to you again and just shake your head and point to your earplugs (meaning...sorry I can't hear you and I'm not turning off my music for you, so please leave me alone). Good luck with your drills!!

While wearing an ipod can help, it doesn't always deter. Check out one of my practice sessions for grins: :)

http://pooljourney.blogspot.com/2009/11/earbuds-are-broken.html
 
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While wearing an ipod can help, it doesn't always deter. Check out one of my practice sessions for grins: :)

http://pooljourney.blogspot.com/2009/11/earbuds-are-broken.html

Maybe those of you trying to avoid interruptions need to get a set of full sized headphones. When strangers try to talk to you just point to the headphones and turn away. A drunk parked at the table staring, I think I would shoot shape to put him in the line of fire. A few whacks with a cue stick, a few flying cue balls his way, only the drunkest would hang around long.

Of course I think anyone that interrupts somebody listening to hip-hop is doing them a service anyway and should be thanked profusely!! :grin: :grin: :grin:

Hu
 
While wearing an ipod can help, it doesn't always deter. Check out one of my practice sessions for grins: :)

http://pooljourney.blogspot.com/2009/11/earbuds-are-broken.html
Hehe, great entry! Well written. I think I will give those headphones a try though. They sound like they will help.

I think I like JoeyA's suggestion the best. I will get a shirt with ‘Practicing – Do Not Disturb’ in large print across the bosom so they actually read it.

And then repeat it on the back (for those with virtuous intentions) and add in smaller print:

- Boyfriend: (checkmark)
- Sign: Aquarius
- Yes, I know my bridge length is too long.
- No, I was never a dancer.
So Shoo!!!

That should cover 90%+ of all questions/comments.
 
Hehe, great entry! Well written. I think I will give those headphones a try though. They sound like they will help.

I think I like JoeyA's suggestion the best. I will get a shirt with ‘Practicing – Do Not Disturb’ in large print across the bosom so they actually read it.

And then repeat it on the back (for those with virtuous intentions) and add in smaller print:

- Boyfriend: (checkmark)
- Sign: Aquarius
- Yes, I know my bridge length is too long.
- No, I was never a dancer.
So Shoo!!!

That should cover 90%+ of all questions/comments.

I think you may want to leave the Boyfriend thing, but the other "answers" just inspire more questions.

Better to write: "Sorry, I don't answer questions, so SHOO!"

And for God's sake, don't put a smiley face anywhere.

JoeyA
 
Debbie.......I am one who knows exactly how you feel, and can truly empathize with you, because all during my many years of playing pool/practicing, I have had the flip side of the same problem....I've constantly been interrupted by cute girls coming up to my table wanting to talk, or ask for pool playing advice, etc....then I would always try to figure out which ones were serious with their questions, and which ones were hitting on me.....:)


- Ghost
 
Yep

Debbie.......I am one who knows exactly how you feel, and can truly empathize with you, because all during my many years of playing pool/practicing, I have had the flip side of the same problem....I've constantly been interrupted by cute girls coming up to my table wanting to talk, or ask for pool playing advice, etc....then I would always try to figure out which ones were serious with their questions, and which ones were hitting on me.....:)


- Ghost

That's why you are the MAN Ghost !!! see ya at DCC !!
 
Debbie.......I am one who knows exactly how you feel, and can truly empathize with you, because all during my many years of playing pool/practicing, I have had the flip side of the same problem....I've constantly been interrupted by cute girls coming up to my table wanting to talk, or ask for pool playing advice, etc....then I would always try to figure out which ones were serious with their questions, and which ones were hitting on me.....:)


- Ghost
Here is an easy way to determine their intentions. If they want tips on their stroke, then its innocent. If they give you tips on your stroke, well…
 
I finally figured out why women tend not to be as good as men in pool.

Damn men won't leave us alone long enough to do drills or practice shots. Plus 'Free Advice' really just pisses you off and thereby sharks you.

So to all the men on here, leave us alone!

No, we do not want to play with you when we are doing drills.
No, we do not want you to tell us why we missed the ball when you can't seem to figure out why you miss 4 balls in a rack.
No, we do not want you to keep insisting on playing us a game or giving us pointers when we tell you to go away.
No, we do not want you to sit down and stare at us while we are playing a game or doing drills.
No, we do not want you to walk up to the table while we are playing the ghost and attempt to engage us in conversation.

So shoo!

Good/Great players have the exact same problem when they go to the pool room, always a comment when you miss, always asking why your there, what you been up too etc. etc. thank god I don't have large you know whats...have a merry xmas and you can thank all the marketing gurus out there for making all tv ads and advertising nowadays a boob butt fest for the men...what a joke...its adding to your annoyance (father of two daughters).
 
ever see "rules for dating my daughter"?

. . . you can thank all the marketing gurus out there for making all tv ads and advertising nowadays a boob butt fest for the men...what a joke...its adding to your annoyance (father of two daughters).



Ever see "rules for dating my daughter"? As the father of two daughters that is pretty much what I went by. One daughter and a Goddaughter were away when they got engaged so I just gave the young men the short version of my policies, "she cries, you cry!" One daughter still lives in another state, the other lives an hour up the road. After over ten years of marriage the only way my son in law that lives nearby has ever addressed me is as "sir". First impressions are important!

Hu
 
Ever see "rules for dating my daughter"? As the father of two daughters that is pretty much what I went by. One daughter and a Goddaughter were away when they got engaged so I just gave the young men the short version of my policies, "she cries, you cry!" One daughter still lives in another state, the other lives an hour up the road. After over ten years of marriage the only way my son in law that lives nearby has ever addressed me is as "sir". First impressions are important!

Hu

Hell yes thats how ya do it, reminds me of Bad Boys 2....when will smith has the pistol messing with the young kid taking the girl out....hilarious!
 
My wife and I are THRILLED that we have boys!

(And we express to them how we would react if we had girls, so that they behave properly. So far, so good! By all reports, they've been well received by the young ladies parents, each time.)

I dunno how you Dads-of-daughters manage it, I really don't. Not the way things are these days, scary....scary...scary. GOOD LUCK!
 
Ever see "rules for dating my daughter"? As the father of two daughters that is pretty much what I went by. One daughter and a Goddaughter were away when they got engaged so I just gave the young men the short version of my policies, "she cries, you cry!" One daughter still lives in another state, the other lives an hour up the road. After over ten years of marriage the only way my son in law that lives nearby has ever addressed me is as "sir". First impressions are important!

Hu
I used to photocopy the licenses of the guys taking my roommate out on dates and then write down their license plate numbers. Its amazing she ever got a second date, but she always came home safe. Guess they were scared of the crazy roommate.
 
If you are the same Debbie from this thread,
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=173646

you are going to have a hard time trying to keep the guys away.

If you aren't married, maybe you could get one of those huge ass fake rings. that can usually deter some form trying.
Thanks for the compliment in the other thread.

Actually, I got the problem all worked out. My friend hung a light over my home table so I can really use it more and I decided to have realistic expectations. Unless I get pissed about something, I am only going to work on my stroke at my home table or my base pool room. And if I get pissed about something and have to conduct an emergency stroke exercise, I am sure the look on my face will keep the culprits away :)
 
I agree with PROG8R. And after checking out those pics I can understand why you keep getting interrupted...
Best of luck keeping the dogs at bay. :wink:
 
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I finally figured out why women tend not to be as good as men in pool.

Damn men won't leave us alone long enough to do drills or practice shots. Plus 'Free Advice' really just pisses you off and thereby sharks you.

So to all the men on here, leave us alone!

No, we do not want to play with you when we are doing drills.
No, we do not want you to tell us why we missed the ball when you can't seem to figure out why you miss 4 balls in a rack.
No, we do not want you to keep insisting on playing us a game or giving us pointers when we tell you to go away.
No, we do not want you to sit down and stare at us while we are playing a game or doing drills.
No, we do not want you to walk up to the table while we are playing the ghost and attempt to engage us in conversation.

So shoo!

I heard ( from a woman ) when we (men) stop playing attention, That's when you should really worry.
 
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