Usually some variation
"I've been ran out of a lot better places for a lot better reasons!"
"I've been ran out of better places for a lot less reason!"
One of my best exit lines was at a restaurant back when I was fooling with owning and training horses. My wife and I had eaten at a fairly nice restaurant but it was an old place and still had the cash register up front to pay at. As we are in the short line to pay my wife realized she hadn't seen me leave a tip. I had, she just didn't notice it. She nudged me and asked about it somewhat anxiously as this was a place we liked to frequent. "Did you tip the waitress?"
I acted like I had forgotten then hollered at the waitress about seventy-five feet away across the restaurant, "Don't bet on the horses!" For some reason my wife didn't appreciate the tip I left. Guess that is why the wife left, just wasn't any pleasing her!
Hu