Your Favorite Departure Quote

You're racking (After long streak of games won) You comment to your
opponent, "It's been a while . How do these balls go again?"
 
I haven't tried this yet but here's a thought.....when there are a lot of guys present wait till you get to the door and say loudly "Goodbye...gotta go see your wife" then wait in the car to see who leaves. lol :thumbup:
 
I haven't tried this yet but here's a thought.....when there are a lot of guys present wait till you get to the door and say loudly "Goodbye...gotta go see your wife" then wait in the car to see who leaves. lol :thumbup:

Nice!!..i will use this one:D
 
Favorite departure quote

I had a guy tell me 40 years ago that he hoped I knew since I beat him his kids wouldn't have any Christmas.
 
Are ya leaving Terry.
Yup, I'm off like Jewish foreskin.

Haha, as usual, Keeb is one of the Usual Suspects.

"And like that, poof. He's gone".
 
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I haven't tried this yet but here's a thought.....when there are a lot of guys present wait till you get to the door and say loudly "Goodbye...gotta go see your wife" then wait in the car to see who leaves. lol :thumbup:

Make sure the engine is running and the car is pointed toward the exit :lol:
 
Well, back when I was in my late teens, I used to have this friend that enjoyed playing pool but didn't enjoy the games we would play so he would get his own table while I played and usually left way before I did. His favorite quote leaving the college student union was "table 3 said he was going to take care of my time", well it wasn't always "table 3", it was whatever table I was playing on. The dam guy was trying to ditch his bill on me and it worked more than a few times because there was always a different college student working behind the counter.

I confronted him the very next time I saw him and he payed me back for the time and it was sorta a joke between us from there on out because he kept doing to see if he could get away with it. It was fun for me too because I used to flip the person working the counter a hard time because I would always act surprised when I heard I had his bill to pay for.

Thinking back on it, I should have had the police called on him, now that would have been funny to see.
 
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