Happy Birthday to Efren sung by Earl,
"Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you,
I wish I never met you, I wish I never met you,
What made you come here, to the country I hold dear,
You don't really belong, so why don't you run along.
We still could be friends, if you just make amends,
And never come back, and let me win all this crap,
I used to be the champ, but you gave me a big cramp,
When you started running racks, and throwing me off track.
This is the American tour my friend, no foreigners may attend,
We like you just fine, But you are really not my kind,
I wish you would stay home, and keep out of my zone,
There are tournaments over there, and if you win I don't care.
But over here I am the King, and you aren't anything,
So get out of my house, or I'll crush you like a mouse,
I'm much bigger and better, and you know it too,
So stay out of my way, or I'll put a ten pack on you!