Efren Reyes facts

Van Halen, Kid Rock, Lindsay Lohan, and Robert Downey, Jr. wont hang out with Efren anymore because he parties too hard.
 
branpureza said:
Apple pays Efren 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

There is no "ctrl" button on Efren's computer. Efren is always in control.

Efren is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Efren doesn't sleep, he waits.

Efren can slam a revolving door.

Efren doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

When google doesn't know it calls Efren.

When Efren looks in the mirror nothing appears... there can never be a second Efren.
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Brandon,

I love the way you came up with all of those quotes about Efren. In hindsight though, I think we can feel the effect of Efren's absence from the scenes nowadays. It feels like we are in the doldrums in the ocean of pool.

In case you're wondering how I know you, think of Batangas!!!
 
Tiger Woods used to be a poolplayer until he met Efren.

Tiger is having all his teeth pulled out in honor of Efren.

Efren had more money than Tiger. He gave it all away because it was so distracting. Thats how dedicated he is.

Tiger is not as dedicated as Efren.
 
RunoutalloverU said:
Some men write their name with pee in snow, efren does it in concrete
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this one is great.

Funny thing is i'm at work watching the Hong Kong challenge.

here's mine:
Jesus wears a wristband that says "WWED?"
 
Efren only plays pool to pass the time until he'll find a decent opponent to play chess....

Efren hasn't showed his full speed yet, he is still waiting for everybody to decide what is the game that pro tournaments should play and what are the rules...

Efren hunts Earl Strickland's dreams...
 
in an effort to explain scientifically why efren plays like god, leading geneticists examined his dna and instead of the normal double helix they were shocked to find that each of efren's cells contained two cues twisted together.
 
The Big Bang was the first rack broken by Efren.

Google's "I'm feeling lucky" button was added as an homage to Efren's "I got lucky." Before that, no one had heard of them.

Efren's first draw shot is still spinning.

Efren signs his name by masseing a cue ball coated in ink.

Efren once delivered a baby using nothing but right english.

When a shot doesn't go in, the cue ball apologizes to Efren for its lack of talent.
 
Not because he needed to, but just for kicks, Efren put the bite on Cliff Joiner for $1000.
 
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