Efren Reyes facts

Efren Reyes broke his spine and he still isn't handicapped

Q: How many Efren's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, he shot them all out.

Efren could run a rack with a broom stick and then sweep the place up afterwards.

When E.F. REN speaks everyone listens. (some of you may be too young to remember that catch phrase)
 
Efren is actually left handed, but he normally uses his right so that he fits in, as well as for the added challenge.
 
Willie Mosconin has asked St Peter to send him back to earth when Efren gets there. Willie wants no part of Efren.
 
Even if I was just daydreaming.....He still beat me.......twice!!
Lol

I just saw him tonight playing one pocket at hardtimes bellflower..giving this guy a spot i think 10-5 plus the breaks and he still made it look effortless.
 
Efren's backspin can move the table several feet...

The 9-ball once called Efren a banger... and has regretted it ever since.

When God's not sure what to do in a tough situation.... he asks Efren.

When stuck in an elevator... follow Efren ... he can get out from anywhere..
 
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Efren Reyes singlehandedly brought down the collapse of the Soviet Union in a bet playing their best player in a race to 1....million.
 
Efren Reyes can jack up, and draw the cueball 2 full table lengths, one-handed using his penis as the cue.
 
Efren Reyes invented a strong magnet that actually attracts pool balls. It fits in the bottom of the pocket and he uses it in one-pocket every match only he puts it in his opponent's pocket just to make it more challenging.
 
RunoutalloverU said:
Contrary to popular belief the 860 with simonis cloth refers to Efren's high run. In one pocket.
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Over-man,
That is ridiculous....stop spreading such misinformation....his run of 860 in one pocket was done opposite-handed; I'm not sure of his high run right-handed. I think it may have been 2007, since I saw something about Efren and the 2007 DCC.
 
Efren Reyes could have chosen the largest case when he was on the Phillipine's Deal or no Deal. He chose the smaller case and looked like a loser both times he was on.

What most don't know is he won way over a million in side bets betting that he would end up with a small case.
 
Efren does not have a monster stroke but some monsters are called Efren.
The measles cueball was invented to confuse Efren. He can tell where the red dot ends at after every shot.
 
Everyone who claims or believes that Efren is in a "Slump" are all going to be involved as suckers in one of the biggest long-term hustles in pool History.
 
In an experiment Efren Reyes took a new born baby and gave it lessons for a week. The baby played Earl Strickland in a race to 100 9 ball and came back down 17 racks in day 4 to beat Earl in a thriller.
 
Efren only allows himself to be hooked in order to show the world something new.

Efren wasn't born, he was hatched from a pool ball.

There is no evolution of pool, only a list of games Efren has allowed the players to learn.

Efren is really left-handed.

Efren can play blind-folded, jacked up, opposite handed, behind his back, facing away from the table.
 
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