Efren Reyes facts

[NewStroke]

Every time when efren plays, something strange happens.

Strange to you, standard for Efren.

 

[Aaron_S]

Efren's last two farts coincided perfectly with the ending of the last ice age and the beginning of the Medieval Warm Period. Coincidence?

Aaron

 

[heit8]

it would sound more like

"pibe, pibe, pibe dol-lar poot long"

HAHA, This is a great thead.

 

[Mt. Cheverest]

Great thread

Efren didn't miss because he hit it bad, he missed because he hit it TOO good.

 

[hunger strike]

catch phrase...

Efren Reyes broke his spine and he still isn't handicapped

Q: How many Efren's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, he shot them all out.

Efren could run a rack with a broom stick and then sweep the place up afterwards.

When E.F. REN speaks everyone listens. (some of you may be too young to remember that catch phrase)

That catch phrase would of course be for E.F. Hutton, who is now out of business because Efren won all the money from their investors!

 

[hunger strike]

another one...

His parents wanted to spell his name Ef-RUN, but they were such good sports they didn't want to shark Efren's opponents before the match even starts...

 

[hunger strike]

cueball

Efren's backspin won the burnout competition last year at Sturgis....

Efren's cueball is the only thing better than this post

 

[HouTexPlayer]

Efren frowning cures cancer. Unfortunately he's never frowned.

Efren does not observe daylight savings time, the sun rises and sets when he tells it too.

Efren has a website, It's called the world wide web.

The dinosaurs aired Efren on a $100 set - they never made good on it.

 

[JohnnyShakes]

Kamui chalk is actually composed of Efren's teeth.

 

[bflojosh]

Every night after tucking him in, The Pearl's mommy checks Earl's closet for Efren Reyes

 

[Robertduke]

Every night after tucking him in, The Pearl's mommy checks Earl's closet for Efren Reyes

hahahahahaha

 

[FASTEDDIE427]

whats the difference between a misteak by efren and bigfoot?

Some people claim to have seen bigfoot.

aaaaaaaeeeeyyyyyoooooooooooo

 

[Baby PacMan]

Charlie Sheen was winning...until he played Efren and ended up like this:

 

[Bayawak]

Pibe, Pibe

it would sound more like

"pibe, pibe, pibe dol-lar poot long"

Brandon,

Man, that is soooo funny!!!! The letter F's pronunciation leaves a lot to be desired.....

 

[JoeyInCali]

If you Google Efren Reyes, Google would crash.

 

[pt109]

Even his cue is prety good..

Efren left his cue on a table while he played a game of chess...
..it ran 8 racks, collected all the side bets, and put itself back in the case.

Efren got rid of the cue 'cause it gave Earl a jelly roll....

 

[Jimbojim]

Every time you make a shot, the pool gods pay dividends to Efren because he can make it better than you.

Efren is so good that even when you win...you lose.

 

[JoeyInCali]

Efren never gets a bad roll.
His opponents sometime get the Efren Roll.

 

[schoonerboy]

Efren practices his breaks with an egg instead of a cue-ball. He has never once cracked a shell.

 

[brandonspitler]

Webster's Dictionary:

The term "Epic Fail", was invented to describe anything that ISN'T Efren's one-pocket game.