Funny pic/gif thread...
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Blind Cowboy in a Blonde bar
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels .After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things.
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blondejoke?'The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and says,'No...not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels .After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things.
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blondejoke?'The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and says,'No...not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
You know why Lebron didn't go to college?
Because then he would have to show up for finals.
Someone asked Lebron for change for a dollar. He gave them 75 cents. They said this isn't change for a dollar, it's only 75 cents. Lebron says Sorry I don't have a fourth quarter.....
Today is National LeBron James Day. Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early!
Why didn't LeBron James go to college? He didn't want to show up for finals.
Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods.
The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same no. of championships they have.
LeBron's new nickname should be "The LeBron Stopper."
Why didn't LeBron James go to college? He didn't want to show up for finals.
Maybe LeBron should try hockey. The NHL only has three periods.
The haters woke up today with their same lives, just as LeBron woke up today with the same no. of championships they have.
LeBron's new nickname should be "The LeBron Stopper."
I was sent this for Father's day from a friend w/o kids.
