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Everyone knows Duke Ellington’s famous lyrical throwing down of the gauntlet: “It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.” But what most people don’t know is that every genre of music has since answered Mr. Ellington’s assertion. Here are their rhymes:

• “If the music’s not punk, it’s stupid boring junk."
• “If it ain’t rock ‘n’ roll, throw it in toilet bowl."
• “Music not classical is certainly crass, not droll."
• “If it ain’t Afro-Caribbean jazz, don’t expect razzmatazz."
• “If it isn’t dubstep, * the sound of computers from the '80s falling down some stairs onto many scared dogs *."
• “If it ain’t post-industrial Nordic death metal, it is a baby’s sadness."(translated from Norwegian)
 
Looked like a Col Sanders strap on to me.

Didn't they come with the 10 piece bucket for a while?

They renamed it the Kinky Chicken but it didn't fly.
 
Does this one count?

"What's hip today might become passe".



Everyone knows Duke Ellington’s famous lyrical throwing down of the gauntlet: “It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.” But what most people don’t know is that every genre of music has since answered Mr. Ellington’s assertion. Here are their rhymes:

• “If the music’s not punk, it’s stupid boring junk."
• “If it ain’t rock ‘n’ roll, throw it in toilet bowl."
• “Music not classical is certainly crass, not droll."
• “If it ain’t Afro-Caribbean jazz, don’t expect razzmatazz."
• “If it isn’t dubstep, * the sound of computers from the '80s falling down some stairs onto many scared dogs *."
• “If it ain’t post-industrial Nordic death metal, it is a baby’s sadness."(translated from Norwegian)
 
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