Open table...tis but a scratch
Concede...rake the balls...are you nuts. I play like the Black Knight in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
dialogue below excerpted for the uninitiated.
[rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch?!? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground]
Black Knight: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy! [Charges Arthur, who chops the knight's remaining arm off]
King Arthur: Victory is mine! [kneels and starts to pray...] We thank thee Lord, that in thy-- [is kicked in the head by the armless knight]
Black Knight: Come on then...
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, good sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oooohhh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!!!
Black Knight: It's only a flesh wound. [Continues to kick and taunt King Arthur]
King Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg.
Black Knight: Chicken, chicken....
King Arthur: RIGHT! [Chops off one of the black knight's legs]
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me???
Black Knight: I'm invincible!!!
King Arthur: You're a looney.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs!!! Have at you!!! Come on then. [Hopping on one leg towards King Arthur]
[King Arthur chops his other leg off, leaving his body upright on the ground]
Black Knight: Alright, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: Come, Patsy!
Black Knight: Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Just gotta love it.
Tommy