Comin' Up On 5,000 Posts
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Tell us a story, Uncle Lou...
pj
chgo
pj
chgo
I hope you get a tee-shirt. Maniac, didn't get one. :smile:
Put that "pesky pro" in his place. "Lou could be the Teacher"
Since Lou likes to talk about himself in the "2nd Person," I thought I would do the same. I want to help Lou celebrate his 5000 by giving him a game he just can't refuse. Not that he would LOVE to put me (CJ :wink
in his place and have bragging rights, and maybe even take his 100 "fans" off IGNORE. 
Lou is invited to take the "Last 4 playing 10 Ball" and play CJ Wiley a TAR MATCH, but THE ONLY stipulation is CJ MUST use a TOUCH OF INSIDE on EVERY SHOT. The bet can be anything between ONE DOLLAR and ten thousand dollars RACE TO 100.
This would be your chance to show the world that CJ's TOI Technique isn't the "magic bullet," and his "HammerStroke" WON't stand up to the pressure of "St. Louie Lou".
That should give LOU a great chance to win, 4 balls playing 10 ball and CJ can't EVER use outside English. What could the "catch" possibly be? Could it be that you've been wrong all this time and the TOI really is the most effective way to play pool?
Could it truly be TOI IS THE "magic bullet" that CJ claims it is? This is the perfect way to find out for yourself, LOU, and put that "Pesky Pro" in his place. That Game Will Certainly Be the TEACHER'
Since Lou likes to talk about himself in the "2nd Person," I thought I would do the same. I want to help Lou celebrate his 5000 by giving him a game he just can't refuse. Not that he would LOVE to put me (CJ :wink
in his place and have bragging rights, and maybe even take his 100 "fans" off IGNORE. Lou is invited to take the "Last 4 playing 10 Ball" and play CJ Wiley a TAR MATCH, but THE ONLY stipulation is CJ MUST use a TOUCH OF INSIDE on EVERY SHOT. The bet can be anything between ONE DOLLAR and ten thousand dollars RACE TO 100.
This would be your chance to show the world that CJ's TOI Technique isn't the "magic bullet," and his "HammerStroke" WON't stand up to the pressure of "St. Louie Lou".
That should give LOU a great chance to win, 4 balls playing 10 ball and CJ can't EVER use outside English. What could the "catch" possibly be? Could it be that you've been wrong all this time and the TOI really is the most effective way to play pool?
Could it truly be TOI IS THE "magic bullet" that CJ claims it is? This is the perfect way to find out for yourself, LOU, and put that "Pesky Pro" in his place. That Game Will Certainly Be the TEACHER'
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This would be a very thoughtful celebration gift to AzB. But don't suck the entertainment out of it by making it about money - play for the spectacle and the crowing rights. Have fun so everybody wins big.Since Lou likes to talk about himself in the "2nd Person," I thought I would do the same. I want to help Lou celebrate his 5000 by giving him a game he just can't refuse. Not that he would LOVE to put me (CJ :wink
Lou is invited the "Last 4 playing 10 Ball" and play CJ Wiley a TAR MATCH, but THE ONLY stipulation is CJ MUST use a TOUCH OF INSIDE on EVERY SHOT. The bet can be anything between ONE DOLLAR and ten thousand dollars RACE TO 100.
This would be your chance to show the world that CJ's TOI Technique isn't the "magic bullet," and his "HammerStroke" WON't stand up to the pressure of "St. Louie Lou".
That should give LOU a great chance to win, 4 balls playing 10 ball and CJ can't EVER use outside English. What could the "catch" possibly be? Could it be that you've been wrong all this time and the TOI really is the most effective way to play pool?
Could it truly be TOI IS THE "magic bullet" that CJ claims it is? This is the perfect way to find out for yourself, LOU, and put that "Pesky Pro" in his place. 'That Game Will Certainly Be the TEACHER'
I'm seeing gold sparkly tights, boots and cape for CJ.
pj
chgo
P.S. Am I the only one who thinks CJ's post looks like a ransom note?
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he doesn't have much of an ego, so that's a relatively low bet for him.
Sorry, I didn't mean to "high roll" anyone wanting to play a race to 100 for $1....we can just play for "pride," but I want you to bet your pride on the side pj ...that's got to worth at least a dollar. :wink:
I think this would be fun and if I win you have to make it public that to beat LOU giving the last 4 on a TIGHT table like the TAR table my TOI system is effective and DOES make the game easier and the "Pocket Zone" LARGER.
As far as your "fantasy" of seeing me in that costume, you'll have to keep that one tucked in that "special file" in your mind that you guard under "lock and key." I was going to cut all the letters out of a magazine and create that post, however, I thought it had the same effect....don't you agree?
If Las Vegas is too far for LOU to travel I'll come to St. Louis and get BIG TRUCK to come there and Stream it....I don't want to make it inconvenient for LOU, I know he's a very important man and may not want to travel far.
We can do it in HILLSBORO MO. at the pool room there on the middle table.
This may get better ratings than any TAR match in history, especially if pj and lou both have their pride up.....and of course "CJ," but you both know he is "ego-less," so it's a relatively low bet for him. :yeah:
Sorry, I didn't mean to "high roll" anyone wanting to play a race to 100 for $1....we can just play for "pride," but I want you to bet your pride on the side pj ...that's got to worth at least a dollar. :wink:
I think this would be fun and if I win you have to make it public that to beat LOU giving the last 4 on a TIGHT table like the TAR table my TOI system is effective and DOES make the game easier and the "Pocket Zone" LARGER.
As far as your "fantasy" of seeing me in that costume, you'll have to keep that one tucked in that "special file" in your mind that you guard under "lock and key." I was going to cut all the letters out of a magazine and create that post, however, I thought it had the same effect....don't you agree?
If Las Vegas is too far for LOU to travel I'll come to St. Louis and get BIG TRUCK to come there and Stream it....I don't want to make it inconvenient for LOU, I know he's a very important man and may not want to travel far.
We can do it in HILLSBORO MO. at the pool room there on the middle table.
This may get better ratings than any TAR match in history, especially if pj and lou both have their pride up.....and of course "CJ," but you both know he is "ego-less," so it's a relatively low bet for him. :yeah:
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You'd be crazy not to take this as a birthday present!
Lou still couldn't handle the last four from CJ, i'd be very surprised to see this happen.
And the thought of eating your words? :grin:
Lou still couldn't handle the last four from CJ, i'd be very surprised to see this happen.
And the thought of eating your words? :grin:
Maybe we could do it at the Derby?
Maybe we could do it at the Derby? That would be convenient indeed. I would like to match up some games before I go....if I go.
Maybe we could do it at the Derby? That would be convenient indeed. I would like to match up some games before I go....if I go.
Tell us the real truth about aliens amongst us and the Project Bluebook smokescreen.
Since Lou likes to talk about himself in the "2nd Person," I thought I would do the same. I want to help Lou celebrate his 5000 by giving him a game he just can't refuse. Not that he would LOVE to put me (CJ :wink
Lou is invited to take the "Last 4 playing 10 Ball" and play CJ Wiley a TAR MATCH, but THE ONLY stipulation is CJ MUST use a TOUCH OF INSIDE on EVERY SHOT. The bet can be anything between ONE DOLLAR and ten thousand dollars RACE TO 100.
This would be your chance to show the world that CJ's TOI Technique isn't the "magic bullet," and his "HammerStroke" WON't stand up to the pressure of "St. Louie Lou".
That should give LOU a great chance to win, 4 balls playing 10 ball and CJ can't EVER use outside English. What could the "catch" possibly be? Could it be that you've been wrong all this time and the TOI really is the most effective way to play pool?
Could it truly be TOI IS THE "magic bullet" that CJ claims it is? This is the perfect way to find out for yourself, LOU, and put that "Pesky Pro" in his place. That Game Will Certainly Be the TEACHER'
cj i think the only thing that match up would prove if you won was your speed control is so good and you have been playing this way for so long
you will always be on an angle where you dont need outside english for shape on the next ball
its a proven fact you are a runout machine
jmho
Eric, I remember Terry. I played at his room for a couple of years when I was living in Sacramento. His Father's Day Tournaments were legendary.
Pat, a story sounds good, I may have to cook one up.
Larry, hi, and thank you for the kind words (only five to go).
Maniac, THAT was funny. Jerry would have a cow.
Tramp Steamer, who's giving out t-shirts?!
And, lol, to CJ: ain't happening. First off, I learned long ago to not matchup with pros. I don't spend enough time on pool and I'm not good enough. I haven't played a rotation game in years -- anyone in St. Louis can vouch for this. My eyes are so bad now that I can only play 1pocket. Been that way for years. I'm one of those weak old guys with no aiming system and bad technique that just shuffles around the table and bunts all the balls uptable. You've seen the videos -- can't run 50 balls with multiple tries. The evidence is out there for everyone to see! Hell, a player of your caliber and accomplishments, what with your super-duper touch of english technique on every shot, could probably give an amateur like me 15-5 and I still wouldn't have a chance. Thanks for asking though ;-)
Lou Figueroa
lol, still laughing
Pat, a story sounds good, I may have to cook one up.
Larry, hi, and thank you for the kind words (only five to go).
Maniac, THAT was funny. Jerry would have a cow.
Tramp Steamer, who's giving out t-shirts?!
And, lol, to CJ: ain't happening. First off, I learned long ago to not matchup with pros. I don't spend enough time on pool and I'm not good enough. I haven't played a rotation game in years -- anyone in St. Louis can vouch for this. My eyes are so bad now that I can only play 1pocket. Been that way for years. I'm one of those weak old guys with no aiming system and bad technique that just shuffles around the table and bunts all the balls uptable. You've seen the videos -- can't run 50 balls with multiple tries. The evidence is out there for everyone to see! Hell, a player of your caliber and accomplishments, what with your super-duper touch of english technique on every shot, could probably give an amateur like me 15-5 and I still wouldn't have a chance. Thanks for asking though ;-)
Lou Figueroa
lol, still laughing
you're not getting 15/5, who do you think you are, Dippy Dave?
Lou, when you're cordial, complimentary, and modest it makes me wonder.....hmmm
Anyway, happy 5000, I hope you're around another 5k, it's been a pleasure bantering with you....but you're not getting 15/5, who do you think you are, Dippy Dave?
Lou, when you're cordial, complimentary, and modest it makes me wonder.....hmmm
Anyway, happy 5000, I hope you're around another 5k, it's been a pleasure bantering with you....but you're not getting 15/5, who do you think you are, Dippy Dave?
Pangit
Banned
Maybe let it go by unmentioned...no need to toot one's own horn??? Does anyone really give a rat's ass how many post's you have???
Where is the AZBF Birthday Cake for Lou???
I want a cake version of Key Lime Pie. Call it Key Lime Cry.
If anyone reading this thread wonders about CJ Wiley's game all you have to do is check this link out on Youtube and you'll see the man in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeDEFlnguDY
CJ can play........
James
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeDEFlnguDY
CJ can play........
James
Keep posting.... people like you keep this place alive.
Lou, When did you live in Sac??, I was there form 85-89; lived there for a year in 88. The Fathers Day tournaments were the best, my all time Favorite pool room. Take care hope all is well, always enjoy your posts!!!