Have you ever been in your pool room looking around for some chalk but haven't been able to find any good pieces?
Me, I've looked at other tables that have 4 pieces or more and asked for a piece or two. I've also been known to look under the tables. A lot of chalk gets knocked off the table and lays there for days and weeks, waiting for some smuck to pick them up and use them.
Well a couple of nights ago I discovered THE SECRET LOST MINE of MASTER CHALK.
That's right I have discovered what may amount to the largest treasure trove of chalk found anywhere in the world and there's a SECRET LOST MINE OF MASTER CHALK at your pool room as well.
The pool room had run low on chalk one day and I was looking for some pieces of chalk that didn't look like the Grand Canyon. Finding none, I started searching the entire pool room, looking under every crevice, still finding no pieces of chalk that weren't well used, when I got to thinking what happens to all of that chalk. The customers can't steal that much chalk. I mean, how many pieces of chalk can your pool case hold? How many pieces of chalk are sitting at your house collecting moisture?
So, I just sat down and asked myself what happens to all of that chalk, when I looked around and spotted the one place that I had never looked; on top of the light fixture. I grabbed a stool and precariously set myself on one of them and peered off the top of the large Diamond light I was playing on and spotted copious amounts of brand new chalk. I picked up a house cue and made a sweep across the light and a dozen pieces fell to the floor. Another swipe and another dozen pieces on the floor. All of them brand spankin' new. The chalk was probably heated from the warmth of the lights and the chalk was very dry and spread on my tip and I never miscued once after that. I left at least a dozen pieces on the light fixture for future archaeology forages. The dozens of other pool light fixtures will provide all of the perfect chalk I will need for decades. See if your pool room has a piece or two sitting there. :smilewinkgrin:
Me, I've looked at other tables that have 4 pieces or more and asked for a piece or two. I've also been known to look under the tables. A lot of chalk gets knocked off the table and lays there for days and weeks, waiting for some smuck to pick them up and use them.
Well a couple of nights ago I discovered THE SECRET LOST MINE of MASTER CHALK.
That's right I have discovered what may amount to the largest treasure trove of chalk found anywhere in the world and there's a SECRET LOST MINE OF MASTER CHALK at your pool room as well.
The pool room had run low on chalk one day and I was looking for some pieces of chalk that didn't look like the Grand Canyon. Finding none, I started searching the entire pool room, looking under every crevice, still finding no pieces of chalk that weren't well used, when I got to thinking what happens to all of that chalk. The customers can't steal that much chalk. I mean, how many pieces of chalk can your pool case hold? How many pieces of chalk are sitting at your house collecting moisture?
So, I just sat down and asked myself what happens to all of that chalk, when I looked around and spotted the one place that I had never looked; on top of the light fixture. I grabbed a stool and precariously set myself on one of them and peered off the top of the large Diamond light I was playing on and spotted copious amounts of brand new chalk. I picked up a house cue and made a sweep across the light and a dozen pieces fell to the floor. Another swipe and another dozen pieces on the floor. All of them brand spankin' new. The chalk was probably heated from the warmth of the lights and the chalk was very dry and spread on my tip and I never miscued once after that. I left at least a dozen pieces on the light fixture for future archaeology forages. The dozens of other pool light fixtures will provide all of the perfect chalk I will need for decades. See if your pool room has a piece or two sitting there. :smilewinkgrin:
