Dude...I'm being serious and you're making a mockery of this.
I'm only making half a mockery.
I am seriously considering a bucket break TAR match. It couldnt possibly create anymore controversy than racking and breaking.
Seriously...consider it. I think it would be awesome. Have the wind up with the bucket (mandatory 4 circular motions with bucket) then the toss. Balls go everywhere and you start from where the cue ball stops. If you scratch on the break tough titties.
Loser of the match loses his break bucket.
I know we're all joking and that's fine, sometimes we have to laugh to keep from .....Until the game gets back on TV it's "dead in the water" anyway.
You might be joking but my friends and I are "barnstorming"!
If you want to be funny while we're starting to get serious I suggest you find another thread.
If you want to be serious...I challenge you to some bucket ball, race to 21, bet what you want to win.
Two things:
1. Half the people would be complaining that this isn't real pool unless it's on a 10' table with 4 1/8" pockets.
2. Dennis ends up winning (which wouldn't be wrong I guess)
This is perfect.
You break using a "Home Depot" bucket.
You shoot out of a "Slurpee" cup from 7-11.
Two major sponsers right off the bat.
Bring on the Pinoys!