Funny pic/gif thread...
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Man I'm like 5'6-7"ish....there aint nooooo way I'm hitting that top one unless I am breaking the seal after 6-8 beers at least. Gotta get that psi up there enough to hit it lol!
You can get that PSI up there if you want. My Mom used to get mad at me for peeing the bed.
From the hall way.
Served them right. They never bought me a lot of toys.
From the hall way.
Served them right. They never bought me a lot of toys.
When I was growing up, we were so poor that we couldn't afford a dog. So every Saturday afternoon, my parents would drop me off at the Humane Society so I could play with the dogs.
One day, they didn't pick me up and the Humane Society kept me. After about a month, I was starting to get worried that I wouldn't be adopted. Then one day, a blind man adopted me and I became a seeing eye dog. Well, I had a pretty good bark by then and he couldn't tell that I was a little boy.
About a month later, the blind man died. Was kind of my fault in a way. I led him out into a busy intersection, I saw a cat, started chasing it and he got run over by a car.
I felt pretty bad about that one.
Twas ok as I was tired of eating dog kibble and drinking water out of a bowl
That, and I was never much good at licking my own balls.
One day, they didn't pick me up and the Humane Society kept me. After about a month, I was starting to get worried that I wouldn't be adopted. Then one day, a blind man adopted me and I became a seeing eye dog. Well, I had a pretty good bark by then and he couldn't tell that I was a little boy.
About a month later, the blind man died. Was kind of my fault in a way. I led him out into a busy intersection, I saw a cat, started chasing it and he got run over by a car.
I felt pretty bad about that one.
Twas ok as I was tired of eating dog kibble and drinking water out of a bowl
That, and I was never much good at licking my own balls.
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Morning wood pisser
The police car reminds me of a joke.
Why can't you ever go hungry on a beach?
Because of all the sand which is there.
It'a nice place on the Cape BTW.
Or like Pop Eye said while crossing the desert..."I'd make a sandwich if I only had a witch" :grin:.
L8R...Ken
So, today's your first day on the internet, you say?
I was thinking it was a pretty strong statement myself.
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Looks like a good table for one pocket :thumbup:
From the distance, that kinda looks like Keith McCready, Tommy Kennedy and Corey Duel.
Fans of Louis CK
Louis CK and Ellen Fapper.
Christians Against Masturbation.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a3ae5ca04c/ellen-fapper-video-your-welcome
Darn near had me believing it for half a minute. Nothing with Louis in it is serious.
Louis CK and Ellen Fapper.
Christians Against Masturbation.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a3ae5ca04c/ellen-fapper-video-your-welcome
Darn near had me believing it for half a minute. Nothing with Louis in it is serious.
Can't get enough ...
Think i heard that one the same day 55 yrs ago i heard
What time does Chinamen go to the Dentist?"
"Tooth hurty"
