I Hate All You Weak Players

prewarhero said:
I can run 3 balls - you got action - come to chicago
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You used the phrase "you got action" too quickly. Only good players do that. Your too good.

eddie0776 said:
I play really bad and don't like you! I don't use a system to shoot either. Toss the coin....tails!
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"Toss the coin....tails!"

see above

supergreenman said:
I can't even scratch on purpose. My team mates told me it's not polite to run out using the bumper end of the cue.

Can travel to a country that is mutually convenient, for instance, anywhere in Europe. I know you wouldn't want to come to Canada and give a home country advantage and I'm not inclined to travel to 'Merica.

I'm willing to bet big, like around $25 or so.

Come get some. ;)
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I remember you. You told me you started out playing on a snuucker table and I can't even spell it. You're out!

Moving on....

bdorman said:
I don't suck, but my aiming system sure does!

Actually, my aiming system is probably pretty good; it's my stroke that makes it looks bad.
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Hmmm. You're on the list -- for now.

This could be the start of something beautiful.
 
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I have never gambled before, but have always wanted to.

When we play can I get the breaks, ball in hand and the 5 out, 2 games on the wire playing 5 ahead for $10,000. I hope I can at least be competitive with this game. (Bahahaha).
 
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"Toss the coin....tails!"

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We both can't call tails.....is that a move already???? :eek:
 
ArtOfTheCue said:
I'm bad, but let's talk about this "expensive game" thing. Neither one of us sells handmade, custom, large ticket items, and I definitely don't have backers like that - I suck, remember? Maybe we could bet cheap and take AZ donations for prize money?

For documentation, I'd like to point to my one and done in bracket 11 of the amateur 9 ball at SBE, posted online. As well as the huge frequency of douchebags coming up to me with "wanna play some?" while I was practicing there and then disappearing when my response was "I'll play anybody for fun, but I don't gamble with people I've never seen play."

...Ok, I took one guy up on it, but he seemed quiet and shy and didn't have the cocky attitude that seems to come with having game. That must have been his hustle, as he put together a three pack in each of our races to 5. Found out later he was a buddy of Skylar Woodward's. Oh well, $40 is cheaper than going out to dinner with my girlfriend.
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Hmmm....you sound honest. Something about that makes me a bit nervous ---You're out!

SpeedyPete84 said:
LOL. Idk if my play is consistently terrible enough to qualify. Sometimes I can't make two in a row. Sometimes I can make a rack or two in a row. Sometimes I hang the nine, sometimes I hack the 9 in. It's a total $hit show sometimes. Other times, I've had an opponent tell me I shoot like God. Short version -- I'm a B player or an F player.
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Do I even need to say anything? You ran a whole rack before???

krupa said:
I suck so bad I actually blow.
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On the list for now but will need provide proper documenation....of your pool game of course.

hang-the-9 said:
Hey, that's my screen name! I remember when Gian (drawman on AZB) played me in a tournament years ago, he said "If you did not keep missing the 9 I'd never win a game". So true....

But I'm also from near Boston so that means I'm too good.

I did miss a ball in hand on the Joss tour, right on the TV table, so that means I suck!
But I was also the one only to break and run a rack that same set, so that means I don't!
I'm ranked #1 in my 10 ball league out of about 35 players so I must be awesome!
But I lost to a 13 yr old 4-0 that same league so I must suck!

I'm just confused now...
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Have you ever missed with ball in hand twice on the same rack?

This will determine whether or not you're on the list so let me know.

ignomirello said:
I missed with ball in hand last night I hope that counts!
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Same goes for you.....well I'll cut you some slack if you've done it twice in the same night you're on the list.
 
Banks said:
I'm horrible! I made three balls in a row once.. good thing APA allows slop! :thumbup:
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LIAR!!!

pwd72s said:
LOL throughout this thread. :D

Lemme tell ya, I suck as a player. Despite this, I pay table time just as well as any A player.

Thinking about it, I should stick to bar tables because I get my money's worth, spending tons of time playing just one game...that's how bad I suck.
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You got me. You're on the list.

PlynSets said:
I'm about as described.. Lol. I will give it a go though. :)
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You wrote that way too quickly and you're way too good. Later.

leto1776 said:
I play pretty half-assed.I can make shots, but can't get shape.solid APA 3 in 8-ball.I love 9-ball,but never get to play it. Like 10-ball,too. Firm bar box player,only touch 9-foots on away league matches. I hate you with every fiber of my being,in spite of never having met you, or even recall reading any of your posts before. let's get this barking started.
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Solid APA 3 and you even KNOW what 10 Ball is??? Get outta here.

I like the hatred though. You're on the list just because of that for the time being.
 
pacemonster said:
I use a combination of CTE and TOI, which usually means I dog the ball alot because my stroke resembles something found at KFC. If the game is the teacher, I've been cheating off of the wrong person. I usually have someone in my corner whispering encouraging words like.....stay down....take your time....STOP SHOOTING SO HARD....oops...whispering...stop shooting so hard....play off the left side of the 2 and back into the stack. I'm even worse playing with a backer. So we can bet it up if you want.

Just in case you were wondering (since you don't know me), I've been on the road many times and usually come home broke and in a bind. I've lost cash at DCC at least 6 times. SBE won't even play unless I wear a bee-keepers outfit ;) You might have seen me there in my disguise. But I'm not going to say for sure. All of my cases are Made in China of the finest vinyl money can buy. And Barry Behrman gives me the 6 and the break in 9 ball.

I know you're thinking.....I'm way outta your league. All I can say is.....TAILS!!!!!
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I'm interested but Virginia is really far away. How about we meet half way -- how does somewhere in Northwest Indiana sound???
 
takeitdown said:
I have never gambled before, but have always wanted to.

When we play can I get the breaks, ball in hand and the 5 out, 2 games on the wire playing 5 ahead for $10,000. I hope I can at least be competitive with this game. (Bahahaha).
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What does all that even mean???
 
I'm horrible. I play APA and like it, so I have to be horrible.

And I'm from Maine. The only pool player from Maine that anyone knows is Mike Dechaine, and everybody hates him. So you ought to be able to hate me, too, right?
 
justadub said:
I'm horrible. I play APA and like it, so I have to be horrible.

And I'm from Maine. The only pool player from Maine that anyone knows is Mike Dechaine, and everybody hates him. So you ought to be able to hate me, too, right?
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Hi my name is Chris. What's your name? Wanna play some?
 
I'm so bad I miss all the time, I got tired of watching myself miss, now I get down on my shot close my eyes and shoot, when all the balls stop making noise I open my eyes and ask my opponent if I made my shot. Did I mention I got a raise at work and I think you smell funny.


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PETROBOY said:
I'm so bad I miss all the time, I got tired of watching myself miss, now I get down on my shot close my eyes and shoot, when all the balls stop making noise I open my eyes and ask my opponent if I made my shot. Did I mention I got a raise at work and I think you smell funny.


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Are you willing to wear a blindfold?

I think you smell funny too.
 
Northwest Indiana huh? Well....that's not very far of a drive from Edison NJ. I'm here right now getting ready for my match. Maybe you've seen me play on Ustream last night. I'm the one mic'd up getting all the tips from some guy behind a pole covering his mouth....lol. How much we bettin? I will need to find out so as to line up my backer. You every play any one hole? Maybe after my backer loads all my unsold cases into the truck, we can head right over. Send me address and I'll have my travel agent Lou set it up. :D
 
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