Soft Bunny, Warm Bunny.
Sorry man, prefer sheep myself.
Sorry man, prefer sheep myself.
Funny pic/gif thread...
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maybe you're banned & you don't know it yet?
just kidding - the thread got jerked. it was a picture that KK9 posted, of a lemur doing a gay dance of celebration cause the OP & CJ kissed & made up.
The Fundraiser!
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30? she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”
“Very good” said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next: “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”
“Very good, Jenny,” said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her
breath….
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467? he said.
“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”
“Toothbrushes” said Little Johnny.
“Toothbrushes?” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town” said Little Johnny, “I set up a Chip and Dip stand, and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample. They all said the same thing, ‘Hey, this tastes like dog crap!’ Then I would say, ‘It is dog crap! Wanna buy a toothbrush?’
I used the President Obama method of giving you something sh!tty, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”
Little Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his heart…
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30? she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.”
“Very good” said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next: “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.”
“Very good, Jenny,” said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her
breath….
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467? he said.
“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”
“Toothbrushes” said Little Johnny.
“Toothbrushes?” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town” said Little Johnny, “I set up a Chip and Dip stand, and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample. They all said the same thing, ‘Hey, this tastes like dog crap!’ Then I would say, ‘It is dog crap! Wanna buy a toothbrush?’
I used the President Obama method of giving you something sh!tty, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”
Little Johnny got five stars for his efforts, bless his heart…
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Speaking of Little Johnny.
Here is his full length movie. Language is a just a tad bad. Who would have thunk that eh.
I have watched it before. Actually quite good. The entire movie is pretty much one bad Little Johnny joke after another.
With Kevin"Bloody" Wilson having his hands in on it, what else could you expect.
Enjoy, for at least as much as you can take in one sitting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNtG3hm9xEc
Here is his full length movie. Language is a just a tad bad. Who would have thunk that eh.
I have watched it before. Actually quite good. The entire movie is pretty much one bad Little Johnny joke after another.
With Kevin"Bloody" Wilson having his hands in on it, what else could you expect.
Enjoy, for at least as much as you can take in one sitting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNtG3hm9xEc
I am pretty stupid with cars, so correct me if I am wrong, but this picture is funny because that is supposed to replace the air filter running into the engine under the hood, correct?
It is a cold air intake. A small performance mod.
Don't know why you would put it on your exhaust pipe as you don't want to increase back pressure.
But hey, it sounds like a Lambo.
I use Vance and Hines Short Shots on my Harley. Screw the Lambo, it sounds like a Funny Car.
Don't know why you would put it on your exhaust pipe as you don't want to increase back pressure.
But hey, it sounds like a Lambo.
I use Vance and Hines Short Shots on my Harley. Screw the Lambo, it sounds like a Funny Car.
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A Lesson In Politics
A Lesson In Politics
Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, “Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.”
The father thought some and said, “Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?”
Little Johnny said, “Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said.”
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid.
Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, “Dad, I think I understand politics much better now.”
“Excellent, my boy,” he answered, “What have you learned?”
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, “I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, while the government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh!t.”
A Lesson In Politics
Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, “Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.”
The father thought some and said, “Okay, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let’s say that I’m capitalism because I’m the breadwinner. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the future. Does that help any?”
Little Johnny said, “Well, Dad, I don’t know, but I’ll think about what you said.”
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, Johnny was woken up by his brother’s crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent’s bedroom and found his father’s side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn’t wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid.
Because he couldn’t do anything else, he turned and went back to bed.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, “Dad, I think I understand politics much better now.”
“Excellent, my boy,” he answered, “What have you learned?”
Little Johnny thought for a minute and said, “I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, while the government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future’s full of sh!t.”
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Also looks to be a 2" exhaust. Car had maybe 1.6 - 2 liter engine?
ahahahahahahaha-Now you have redefined the quote. The quote i referred to was '3 days later' It's the wording below the old codger and his wife.
What do you think he was referring to?
