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Martin's "drinking" was an act. He wasn't a natural stand-up comedian but found that people laugh when you act drunk , so he made it his signature schtick. The audience doesn't know that you're drinking iced tea.
Dean Martin hour with The Gold Diggers.
Whenever he walked up to the piano to sing a song, he would attempt to lean on it and purposely miss, just to make it look like he was tipsy.
Little Ole Wine Drinker, Me.
Jackie Gleason was the same. He always had a coffee cup so you couldn't see what was in it. Every time he took a sip, he would go thru with the same act.
Whenever he walked up to the piano to sing a song, he would attempt to lean on it and purposely miss, just to make it look like he was tipsy.
Little Ole Wine Drinker, Me.
Jackie Gleason was the same. He always had a coffee cup so you couldn't see what was in it. Every time he took a sip, he would go thru with the same act.
Thanks
Thank you Blue Hog for setting the record straight. Dean Martin was a stand up guy, Frank Sinatra on the other hand had a temper and could turn mean, but I really never read a bad thing about Dean Martin. He really loved those horses, what a great video.
Thank you Blue Hog for setting the record straight. Dean Martin was a stand up guy, Frank Sinatra on the other hand had a temper and could turn mean, but I really never read a bad thing about Dean Martin. He really loved those horses, what a great video.
It was a great video. Like I said, Deano was always my favorite cowboy.
Heres Dean with another Cowboy. Maybe you'll recognize him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlHb8fIjJ4Y
BTW Franko. There is a good documentary on Dean on UTube. He was a good guy. Loved his wife, good to his kids.
Guess that I always liked him. Remember Matt Helm? We got a lot of double feature Sat Matinees when we were kids.
Lots of Westerns and Matt Helm.
Heres Dean with another Cowboy. Maybe you'll recognize him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlHb8fIjJ4Y
BTW Franko. There is a good documentary on Dean on UTube. He was a good guy. Loved his wife, good to his kids.
Guess that I always liked him. Remember Matt Helm? We got a lot of double feature Sat Matinees when we were kids.
Lots of Westerns and Matt Helm.
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That's a judo throw, Seoi nage. Here's a highlight clip of one of the greatest judo players ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6i3WaVNpGM
Not really funny, but the guy is badass.
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Avon calling.
Phil's scrotum
The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife........
Phil's scrotum, The Best Story of the Year:
The Reverand asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
thanks for answered prayers.
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have thanks.
Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Phil must have experienced.
"Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum, and wrapped wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Phil." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife........
Phil's scrotum, The Best Story of the Year:
The Reverand asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
thanks for answered prayers.
Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have thanks.
Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Phil must have experienced.
"Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum, and wrapped wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Phil." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
Why post one pic when you can link to 43
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Super mega face plant
Sorry, gays. Didn't mean to scare the spimp away.
