Craziest thing you have found inside a pool table?

Busboy

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So I just got valley not long ago as some of u know was pretty dirty so before the re cloth I wanted too clean inside out cuz the ball return was not working open up and I find a nice android cell phone, finger polish, money,100 cubes of chalk, just thought it was crazy too find such nice phone inside so thought I'd ask what have u found?
 
Nothing is ever recovered when dropped down the pocket of a Valley table.
Those pockets are literally a deep dark hole
Half the time you're lucky to get all 15 balls and a cue ball>>:smile:
I'm surprised that you didn't find 11 mud balls and a thousand dollars in quarters
 
cuesblues said:
Nothing is ever recovered when dropped down the pocket of a Valley table.
Those pockets are literally a deep dark hole
Half the time you're lucky to get all 15 balls and a cue ball>>:smile:
I'm surprised that you didn't find 11 mud balls and a thousand dollars in quarters
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Found about 4 dollars in quaters wish it was 1000 lol just thought it was crazy too find cell phone in middle of the table lol
 
Definitely opened up our local bar tables for the first time in probably ages one time when I sent a ball off track. It was clearly the first time in ages - 100 pieces of chalk sounds like it'd be a low ball for the pile we pulled out. :P
 
Sooooo....you found a cell phone, you say....
...they must've been playing call shots.

Last time I saw pre-flag chalk was from two old Valleys.
 
pt109 said:
Sooooo....you found a cell phone, you say....

...they must've been playing call shots.



Last time I saw pre-flag chalk was from two old Valleys.
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Cell phone, Call shots.. Call you cleaver Trevor! :)


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Don't forget Joint protectors and tip scuffers/shapers. Oh yea, ping pong balls! We also have a Chicken who has lived at the local place for over 2 years. They put him to bed a 6pm ever night while league is going on. Have never seen him get up on any of the six tables though. Just the cocktail tables etc. He is a local Icon. His name is Larry. Ha.
 
This guy...

Apparently my little guy who was 4 at the time thought it would be funny to prank me.
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I found a midget (I'm sorry, a small person) living in a pocket near the end rail, once.
His name was Charley, and he had a cat named Fats. Charley had a hot plate, coffee maker, and a damned fine stereo system, and looked to be living a fairly contented life.
Although a congenial sort, and easy to talk to, I didn't much care for the cat. :)
 
Busboy said:
Found about 4 dollars in quaters wish it was 1000 lol just thought it was crazy too find cell phone in middle of the table lol
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Cell phone inside the table is the oldest sharking trick in the book, and the reason why you don't use a cell phone to mark the pocket
When your phone starts ringing inside the table during somebody's shot, you could get called for an unsportsmanlike foul and sharking, double foul>>:smile-us-down:
I've never heard of a double foul, but you could get called for one.
 
Christmas ornament.

The sports bar I usually play at had holiday decorations on the wall, including the standard Christmas ball ornaments. During a holiday party a little kid watched round things go down the holes and got in on the fun.

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A handful of empty nickel bags, a bunch of blunt roaches, and a few twenty dollar bills was inside the bar box in the back corner of a bar/club in Atlanta. Guess that was the action/weed-friendly area.
 
I don't think too much can top what the FBI found underneath the false top of the Coin-op, Bar Box Pool Table at Jimmy Altieri's tavern.
That's my kinda table ;-) -Z-

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DJSTEVEZ said:
I don't think too much can top what the FBI found underneath the false top of the Coin-op, Bar Box Pool Table at Jimmy Altieri's tavern.
That's my kinda table ;-) -Z-

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"Care to shoot some?"
"You bet your life I do."
:eek:
 
Funniest thing I ever found on a table. I bought a GC 3 someone scratched a giant dick complete with hairy junk into the slate. So we go to pick the table up and have to break it down rip off the old felt. We laughed our asses off
 
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