It's my pleasure to introduce a brand new aiming system I created (even though I've never won anything of note) It's based on the quarter system with one simple little twist. It's based on science, philosophy and religion. I call it "Bunk". I could never have stumbled onto this idea, if it wasn't for my spiritual journey to the city of Prague, where I drank the beverage of choice of the local mystics "Absinthe". This, and my many excursions into the wilderness of Northern Europe gave me the inspiration for this system.
For your reading pleasure I'll give the AZ aiming crowd a first look and a chance to get in on the bunk before it goes viral, don't miss out!
I've renamed the quarter system aims to simplify matters.
The first one is called n¨'eiiile chzooor= (full ball)
The second is called fffttpaal= (3/4 ball)
The third is called ah (pronounced xpteh)= 1/2 ball
The fourth is called kooooooht= (1/4) ball
The fifth and last is called ixp (with a silent i)= (thin hit)
To use this system you select (based on your experience) which aim will get the object ball closest to its intended line, and then perform an action called bunk (adjustment).
The bunc can be in either direction or non existent, depending on the shot. For this system a movement to the left will be described as a right bunk
(for simplicity of use). A left movement is called "right bunk" and no bunc is called "fasaaaanth". Also this movement need not be done physically but can be done in your head.
I have it on good authority (my own) that Ronnie O'Sullivan uses Bunk, but don't ask him as he will deny it.
Here is an example: A straight in shot with no bunk required will be called "n¨'eiiile chzooor with fasaaaanth", I think you'll agree this is easier and more precise.
Do you use bunk correctly? A good way to know is if you play well and pocket almost every shot. If so, you are. This is based on a sound scientific principle
called "post hoc, ergo propter hoc". I've also used statistics to prove that every pro unknowingly or secretly uses bunk. I've sharpened my powers of observation so much that I can tell from a single observation of a single subject wether he or she uses bunk!
Do you want to get in on the revolution? Do you want to bask in the glow of my genius? Are you an easily led person in a vulnerable stage of your life? Then sign up as an Az troll for bunk! I've developed a strategy based on Islamic
principles where everyone who criticizes bunk is viciously attacked by my army of trolls. Be an essential cog in the giant propaganda machine! Join up today!
Are you allready a pro-level player? Then sign up as a spokesperson for Bunk! You will be payed a percentage of the sales, in the traditional way of pool payments : rubber checks.
(For a limited time only, Air-barrels are also available).
Bunk comes as a 5 DVD set. The first DVD explains the system and the other four consist of angry rants and insults against people who don't understand the first one. Only 99$ or 5 easy payments of 30£! Order yours today!
For your reading pleasure I'll give the AZ aiming crowd a first look and a chance to get in on the bunk before it goes viral, don't miss out!
I've renamed the quarter system aims to simplify matters.
The first one is called n¨'eiiile chzooor= (full ball)
The second is called fffttpaal= (3/4 ball)
The third is called ah (pronounced xpteh)= 1/2 ball
The fourth is called kooooooht= (1/4) ball
The fifth and last is called ixp (with a silent i)= (thin hit)
To use this system you select (based on your experience) which aim will get the object ball closest to its intended line, and then perform an action called bunk (adjustment).
The bunc can be in either direction or non existent, depending on the shot. For this system a movement to the left will be described as a right bunk
(for simplicity of use). A left movement is called "right bunk" and no bunc is called "fasaaaanth". Also this movement need not be done physically but can be done in your head.
I have it on good authority (my own) that Ronnie O'Sullivan uses Bunk, but don't ask him as he will deny it.
Here is an example: A straight in shot with no bunk required will be called "n¨'eiiile chzooor with fasaaaanth", I think you'll agree this is easier and more precise.
Do you use bunk correctly? A good way to know is if you play well and pocket almost every shot. If so, you are. This is based on a sound scientific principle
called "post hoc, ergo propter hoc". I've also used statistics to prove that every pro unknowingly or secretly uses bunk. I've sharpened my powers of observation so much that I can tell from a single observation of a single subject wether he or she uses bunk!
Do you want to get in on the revolution? Do you want to bask in the glow of my genius? Are you an easily led person in a vulnerable stage of your life? Then sign up as an Az troll for bunk! I've developed a strategy based on Islamic
principles where everyone who criticizes bunk is viciously attacked by my army of trolls. Be an essential cog in the giant propaganda machine! Join up today!
Are you allready a pro-level player? Then sign up as a spokesperson for Bunk! You will be payed a percentage of the sales, in the traditional way of pool payments : rubber checks.
(For a limited time only, Air-barrels are also available).
Bunk comes as a 5 DVD set. The first DVD explains the system and the other four consist of angry rants and insults against people who don't understand the first one. Only 99$ or 5 easy payments of 30£! Order yours today!
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