Oh thnit! I was preparing my acceptance speech.
Where's Glen Hancock (Therealkingcobra)?!?
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Oh thnit! I was preparing my acceptance speech.
Well let's hear it. I'm sure there's going to be an honorable mention award.
Hey, I've heard of them. Some kind of NEW Pool Table on the market, right? I think there is a guy who knows how to work on them.
Yeah, rumor has it that his blue glue mixed with cat piss is a good remedy for corona-virus.
Do you know what bessa mi culo or chupa mi wesso is hehehehehe
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aha, you like that !!!
different opinions
Ron,
I think you will find few that will share your opinion of that other thread. Too, the customer was happy and had a good table in the end. If he had still been upset he would have jumped at the full refund the first installer offered. $1100 ain't to be sneezed at! The repair price wasn't quoted but I suspect it was less than half that.
OK, this part is totally off topic but it is a story about a happy customer! I bought a storage container to use as a shop. Forty foot by eight by nine feet tall to fit my J-head mill in instead of the standard eight feet. The owner of the place walks out on the lot with me, we pick out a can, and it is agreed this specific can would be shipped to me for $2600, five hundred extra for that extra foot of height but I had to have it.
When the can was delivered to my house it was obviously not the same can. Minor floor damage that meant I would always be dealing with a hump in my floor, plus a mystery black powder in it that hadn't been in the other one. The powder was enough I had to sweep it out and so fine it would never come out of the wood floor which was thinner than the man had claimed the undamaged floor was.
Called the office, the lady was quite insistent that this was the can I bought. Then she got the owner on the phone, he was equally insistent. "This is what you get for $2100!!" I pointed out it was a $2600 can. "NO it isn't, $2100!" My brother had been with me looking at the cans and was there when this one was delivered as he had a half interest. "Mike, are you willing to give $2100 for this can?" No hesitation, "YEAH." I made sure the receipt for $2269 including delivery was marked "Paid in Full".
The lady called me back a few hours later. "You knew this was a $2600 can." "No ma'am, I thought so but you and the owner of the business insisted it was a $2100 can. I figured he knew better than I did!"
I would have been pissed about the bait and switch every day when I walked in my shop had they got away with it. Instead when I thought about them screwing themselves out of $500 it put a happy smile on my face!
Hu
Ron,
I think you will find few that will share your opinion of that other thread. Too, the customer was happy and had a good table in the end. If he had still been upset he would have jumped at the full refund the first installer offered. $1100 ain't to be sneezed at! The repair price wasn't quoted but I suspect it was less than half that.
OK, this part is totally off topic but it is a story about a happy customer! I bought a storage container to use as a shop. Forty foot by eight by nine feet tall to fit my J-head mill in instead of the standard eight feet. The owner of the place walks out on the lot with me, we pick out a can, and it is agreed this specific can would be shipped to me for $2600, five hundred extra for that extra foot of height but I had to have it.
When the can was delivered to my house it was obviously not the same can. Minor floor damage that meant I would always be dealing with a hump in my floor, plus a mystery black powder in it that hadn't been in the other one. The powder was enough I had to sweep it out and so fine it would never come out of the wood floor which was thinner than the man had claimed the undamaged floor was.
Called the office, the lady was quite insistent that this was the can I bought. Then she got the owner on the phone, he was equally insistent. "This is what you get for $2100!!" I pointed out it was a $2600 can. "NO it isn't, $2100!" My brother had been with me looking at the cans and was there when this one was delivered as he had a half interest. "Mike, are you willing to give $2100 for this can?" No hesitation, "YEAH." I made sure the receipt for $2269 including delivery was marked "Paid in Full".
The lady called me back a few hours later. "You knew this was a $2600 can." "No ma'am, I thought so but you and the owner of the business insisted it was a $2100 can. I figured he knew better than I did!"
I would have been pissed about the bait and switch every day when I walked in my shop had they got away with it. Instead when I thought about them screwing themselves out of $500 it put a happy smile on my face!
Hu
Now things take a serious turn: Teeth marks on the skin, the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing me that I was him.
Jalapous Logan ran 666 balls with no video
Doesn't count because I hear from my friend's sister's uncle that saw this guy who knows this kid who read that the pockets were sanded by a hawk. So it's not a real record because the squirrel saw his shadow.
...That I was him
We like to feel the blood and fat dripping off our gums
She likes to talk directly down the barrel of her gun
Learning to perfect the ancient art of quiet rape :wub:
You’ve always been so warm and calculated I owe you a thanks
ReyeP mang.
Has anyone here tangled with Glen on the table? I’m curious if he’s got some game or not. His whole life seems to be pool but he’s around tables that aren’t always put together a lot of the time I’d guess.
Former room owner, multi-champion and pro.
1000 "Attaboys" are erased with one "Aw, shit".
I found an article about him opening up a place. A few too many pool metaphors in the beginning but a nice article.
https://archive.seattletimes.com/archive/?date=19900315&slug=1061227
I didn’t know about his pool playing history. I wish I could find some old matches.
I take it you played Aw a game or two?
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, Jack could play, he had rails.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, with rails, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. They all had Gold Crowns with rails.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she kicked them out for a table with no rails and she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock with table and rails.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt, you'd be nervous without rails.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony, they had a Gold Crown at the reception, it had no rails.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. There is something about this Italian gal, last time I wrote like this I had pasta, this time I will be having pizza then play with my rails, they have a table.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
