SVB to Kick Off High Run Attempts

It is unrealistic to ask any one AzB member to sit at his computer and keep track of every run attempt for many hours a day for many days in a row. But at the event site, there is always someone present, such as the racker, who can jot down the runs. You could even give a pencil and piece of paper to the player to do so, although that would not be my first choice of method.

I'm not talking about keeping track of the runs as they happen, we'll try and do that -- I'm talking about compiling and analyzing the numbers once they've been provided.

Lou Figueroa
 
I'm not talking about keeping track of the runs as they happen, we'll try and do that -- I'm talking about compiling and analyzing the numbers once they've been provided.

Lou Figueroa
Just noting the total at the end of a run would be suitable. I'm sure someone is keeping track during each attempt.

Writing down 1, 2, or even 3 whole digits is a burden I will kick them a tip for doing.
 
I'm not talking about keeping track of the runs as they happen, we'll try and do that -- I'm talking about compiling and analyzing the numbers once they've been provided.

Lou Figueroa
Ah, yes; if we had the raw data, I'm sure I or someone else would massage it.
 
Thanks for that, but from our point of view, we're not all that interested in the lower runs.

So perhaps, amongst those guys who do care about the stats, at least one of you've take on keeping track and post the numbers you're interested in.

Lou Figueroa
I said it before; tracking each inning is dog work. Thanks to those who (will?) do it.that said, these data dorks are literally doing some pretty neat work for us...for free.

More measures more better.
 
I'm not talking about keeping track of the runs as they happen, we'll TRY and do that...

Lou Figueroa
Try? That don't inspire any confident in your group being very accurate, its a good thing you're not running a 14.1 event, who knows who the winner could end up being.
 
We need RFID chips in the balls and sensors/readers in the pockets. So we can track what balls went into which pockets and the time between shots so we analyze that data to try and predict the future……

Let’s make pool complicated as everything else these days
 
We need RFID chips in the balls and sensors/readers in the pockets. So we can track what balls went into which pockets and the time between shots so we analyze that data to try and predict the future……

Let’s make pool complicated as everything else these days
That's hilarious. I could make the event in solid silver and some people here would say it needs to be solid gold, then I could make it solid gold and then some would say it needs to be solid platinum. Simple solution is if anybody doesn't like how things are done they have 2 choices. 1st choice is don't watch the FREE live stream and watch another stream they have to pay for. 2nd choice is to organize their own events and bankroll it themselves.
 
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We need RFID chips in the balls and sensors/readers in the pockets. So we can track what balls went into which pockets and the time between shots so we analyze that data to try and predict the future……

Let’s make pool complicated as everything else these days
That reminds me sir, would you be interested in investing in my new Smart Phone App?

The App is called CAN, Clean And Nice.

After you take a poop you take a selfie of your ass and the App tells you:

How many squares of toilet paper you need.
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You are a great guy Mr. Fatboy so I am giving you the unique opportunity to get in on the bottom floor of this investment. In fact you will be the number two investor after myself. We can even market it as Fatboy Approved.

Please let me know if you are interested.
 
That reminds me sir, would you be interested in investing in my new Smart Phone App?

The App is called CAN, Clean And Nice.

After you take a poop you take a selfie of your ass and the App tells you:

How many squares of toilet paper you need.
How many wipe swipes it will take.
If you should use wet wipes or perhaps go straight to a bidet or shower.

You are a great guy Mr. Fatboy so I am giving you the unique opportunity to get in on the bottom floor of this investment. In fact you will be the number two investor after myself. We can even market it as Fatboy Approved.

Please let me know if you are interested.
Fatboy Approved 😂🥲

That’s funny! Well done😀

Best
Fatboy😊
 
That's hilarious. I could make the event in solid silver and some people here would say it needs to be solid gold, then I could make it solid gold and then some would say it needs to be solid platinum. Simple solution is if anybody doesn't like how things are done they have 2 choices. 1st choice is don't watch the FREE live stream and watch another stream they have to pay for. 2nd choice is to organize their own events and bankroll it themselves.
Only problem i have is with you trying to pass off Gold, when clearly it can be seen as lead!
 
Only problem i have is with you trying to pass off Gold, when clearly it can be seen as lead!
Oh how original.
Why were you the 1st person and so quick to reply to my comment? Well then dont be so concerned and move along somewhere else. You are not contributing anything to the event so stay out of our business then you wont have any problems with us. Quite simple to do.
 
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That reminds me sir, would you be interested in investing in my new Smart Phone App?

The App is called CAN, Clean And Nice.

After you take a poop you take a selfie of your ass and the App tells you:

How many squares of toilet paper you need.
How many wipe swipes it will take.
If you should use wet wipes or perhaps go straight to a bidet or shower.

You are a great guy Mr. Fatboy so I am giving you the unique opportunity to get in on the bottom floor of this investment. In fact you will be the number two investor after myself. We can even market it as Fatboy Approved.

Please let me know if you are interested.
Wait, can I get in on this?
 
Oh how original.
Why were you the 1st person and so quick to reply to my comment. Probably because you are the ring leader? Well then dont be so concerned and move along somewhere else. You are not contributing anything to the event so stay out of our business. then you wont have any problems with us. Quite simple to do.
It’s almost a shame that everything he tries to do to save pool fails, I can just see the replies to the threads of his event now…..I’m sure he would be just as professional as Lou has been. Ha
 
Oh how original.
Why were you the 1st person and so quick to reply to my comment? Well then dont be so concerned and move along somewhere else. You are not contributing anything to the event so stay out of our business then you wont have any problems with us. Quite simple to do.
No problem, just as soon as you admit the pockets on your circus table were altered with the intent of making them much easier to pocket the balls. I've been working on pool tables for over 39 years, and know what factory pockets look like.
 
No problem, just as soon as you admit the pockets on your circus table were altered with the intent of making them much easier to pocket the balls. I've been working on pool tables for over 39 years, and know what factory pockets look like.

I've already said the rails were redone because the table was in storage for a long time and never claimed they were "factory pockets."

Lou Figueroa
 
I've already said the rails were redone because the table was in storage for a long time and never claimed they were "factory pockets."

Lou Figueroa
Bullshit, the picture posted showing the pocket opening being 5" was posted to show the pockets were factory pockets, and have been referred to as FACTORY pockets. And just because new cushions have been installed, that DON'T change the pocket openings! You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about with the throat of the pockets being widened in order to make the pockets even bigger buckets, and LESS chance of rattling a ball being pocketed. I've asked you several times now for the throat measurements with the calipers you used to measure the mouth of the pocket with, or at least a picture of 2 balls in the throat of the pocket just to prove the fact that the pockets have been altered, but no one in your camp is willing to admit that the pockets have been altered.

Thats my problem with your circus act pool table, as least be honest about it, instead if trying to portray it as something that it's NOT!
 
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