Newsflash: yapping dog finally gets off porch, barely wins over traveling case maker. -2014

Brandy, rum… Baileys?

I think I’m dealing with Baileys.

Lou Figueroa
I found it!

Capt. Charlie’s Egg Nog Recipe

Divide 6 eggs, Beat Yolks until lemony.
Add 1 Cup sugar, beating continuously.
Add 1 Liter Bourbon
Add 1/2 liter Rum
Add 1/2 liter Brandy
Beat in 2 quarts Half & Half
Beat Egg Whites until almost stiff and add 1 Cup sugar.
Beat in 1 pint heavy whipping cream.

The above is the original recipe.

When we were little, we'd follow him around until he gave us a sip. I can still smell it. Memories!
 
I found it!

Capt. Charlie’s Egg Nog Recipe

Divide 6 eggs, Beat Yolks until lemony.
Add 1 Cup sugar, beating continuously.
Add 1 Liter Bourbon
Add 1/2 liter Rum
Add 1/2 liter Brandy
Beat in 2 quarts Half & Half
Beat Egg Whites until almost stiff and add 1 Cup sugar.
Beat in 1 pint heavy whipping cream.

The above is the original recipe.

When we were little, we'd follow him around until he gave us a sip. I can still smell it. Memories!

Holy shomily!!!

That recipe will definitely put some nog into your egg.

Lou Figueroa
 
Where I grew up, we played a lot of pickup basketball. If you didn't have sharp elbows, you didn't last. A broken finger, a bloody nose, skinned knees, whatever. When we played we played for blood. After the game we laughed and hugged and told some whoppers about Janey, The Girl With The Big Tits. Love is complicated, but it's really simple. To brilliantly shine, a diamond is first cut, and then faceted.
Like I said, I tried several times.
 
My granddaddy was ten feet tall and weighed 600 lbs. of nothing but muscle and bones. I loved him like a rock. He loved me, too. He was my best friend. He died in 1969. I was in the Army and I couldn't come home for his funeral. I've said it before and I'll say it again, "He was like a walking campfire. Men just wanted to be around him."
 
I found it!

Capt. Charlie’s Egg Nog Recipe

Divide 6 eggs, Beat Yolks until lemony.
Add 1 Cup sugar, beating continuously.
Add 1 Liter Bourbon
Add 1/2 liter Rum
Add 1/2 liter Brandy
Beat in 2 quarts Half & Half
Beat Egg Whites until almost stiff and add 1 Cup sugar.
Beat in 1 pint heavy whipping cream.

The above is the original recipe.

When we were little, we'd follow him around until he gave us a sip. I can still smell it. Memories!


Kawabunga the lady line should do not drink, and drive because this home made Egg Knog will make you over the limit of 0.04.🫣
 
How about we all stop. Spend the energy on a little prayer (you pick your Deity) for Darren Appleton. We could all use a little good news this Xmas.
Great idea. I have already but will exit this thread permanently and shut the forum down for the night and send up a prayer for God above to work a miracle as needed in Darren’s heart spiritually and medically.
merry Christmas
robert
 
Kawabunga the lady line should do not drink, and drive because this home made Egg Knog will make you over the limit of 0.04.🫣
Granmomma wouldn't let him make it up except right around Christmas. He could handle alcohol, but if he waded in up to his chest with that stuff, there wasn't any telling what might happen. We'd start shucking oysters at about noon. He thought that it was sacrilegious to shuck oysters and not drink egg nog. He had a '47 Mercury sedan. He'd get about half lit and say, "C'mon younguns, let's go for a ride." We'd (big family, lots of cousins) scream and holler and fill her up like a clown car and off we'd go. One year, I think I was 12, we'd been out for a while and he had to take a piss. Up the lane we came. Slowly he turned into the shed...and drove right through the back wall. They broke the mold on his ass. There will never be another one like him.
 
So I went and played 1P for $ tonight. First time in over a year I hit a single ball. First time in 5-6-7 years I played for $.

I wouldn’t take 25-3 from Alex right now. 25-2 is probably the right line.

It’s truly amazing how bad I played. The guy I played knows me 15 years and we’ve played a lot. He thought I was on the lemon. At the end he said “Wow you really did play bad”. We just laughed. I’d love to say it was the greatest stall ever, but it wasn’t.


I wasn’t upset about how poorly I played as I’ve put zero effort into my own game. I did come with a few very solid moves and that was cool. But zero chance to win.

Was fun to hit balls. I was scared my eyes got worse. They weren’t bad, I just felt like I was rocking side to side. 50-100-200 hours of pool and I mite be ok.

That my story,

Get back to the argument please.

Best
Fatboy <———-perma lemon player
 
So I went and played 1P for $ tonight. First time in over a year I hit a single ball. First time in 5-6-7 years I played for $.

I wouldn’t take 25-3 from Alex right now. 25-2 is probably the right line.

It’s truly amazing how bad I played. The guy I played knows me 15 years and we’ve played a lot. He thought I was on the lemon. At the end he said “Wow you really did play bad”. We just laughed. I’d love to say it was the greatest stall ever, but it wasn’t.


I wasn’t upset about how poorly I played as I’ve put zero effort into my own game. I did come with a few very solid moves and that was cool. But zero chance to win.

Was fun to hit balls. I was scared my eyes got worse. They weren’t bad, I just felt like I was rocking side to side. 50-100-200 hours of pool and I mite be ok.

That my story,

Get back to the argument please.

Best
Fatboy <———-perma lemon player
Any chance you will be in Florida anytime soon?
 
Right, like every great "public relations" officer.... Deny deny deny.

It's ok. Doesn't matter because it's done with. No matter how what you claim I failed the number two task which was to win. The number one task of getting six months of solid marketing was achieved. And thanks to you it keeps on going.

Made two sales off this thread today. Thank you.
I wonder how many sales Gil Castillo made off of this thread.
 
John, the reality is that nobody even remotely gives a shit about what you say or do. To act otherwise suggests the you may suffer from delusions of grandeur and an overinflated sense of self worth.

Truth is, you're kinda like a trainwreck. It's just basic human nature to want to look. You know, to be able to see the blood and guts spewed all over the railroad tracks, and be silently grateful that it didn't happen to them. You're in the carnival and you're the bearded lady. People want to ogle you and be titillated by your weirdness, but they hope you never come to their home.

You're not a folk hero. People don't admire you, John. They laugh at you and snigger at you behind your back and bait you into chasing the next bright and shiny object, as does the largemouth bass.

That said, we all love you to a fashion and we hope and pray that you find peace and health.

Boxcar
Speak for yourself. I know plenty of people who care what John has to say. It's always nice to hear the truthful side of things. I know John personally and he is the kind of guy that would give you the shirt off his back to help you out. Would Lou do that? I don't think so although Lou would probably go tell you to go pound sand though. I can only surmise that you are taking Lou's side just because John is a CTE user. That's a pretty sad reason.
 
Any chance you will be in Florida anytime soon?
Good question, I’m in the mood to go in the next 30 minutes. However I have a couple biz deals to wrap up and I’m going to New York & DC first week of January. Then Derby. After that yes next trip is Florida.

I’m going to start playing again, not sure how long it will take to be able to “play” again. I was thinking about it a lot last night. My eyes weren’t too bad-which I was happy about. I’m not sore this morning, my back was good. Of course I’m 55, 56 in a few days but I got a little left in me still. Honestly I was scared when I went-I didn’t know if I could see or how I’d feel the next day. All-good

To say “I’m back!” Like in COM is a big stretch, but ya I’ll play a little going forwards, gambol.


Happy Holidays
Fatboy

Where are you at in Florida??
 
Apologies if this already was mentioned, but it does not seem like the match is on your channel John. Here is a screenshot of the playlist from how it looks on my youtube account. Only the last 1 minute from day 1 is visible. The other videos are unavailable. Youtube changed some settings a few years back that affected older videos, IDK if that is what's going on. Edit: ps this was not meant as a dig on either side. YT does weird stuff at times and its very likely John didn't even know the videos were hidden until someone went looking for them, informed Lou, and he started the other thread.

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Speak for yourself. I know plenty of people who care what John has to say. It's always nice to hear the truthful side of things. I know John personally and he is the kind of guy that would give you the shirt off his back to help you out. Would Lou do that? I don't think so although Lou would probably go tell you to go pound sand though. I can only surmise that you are taking Lou's side just because John is a CTE user. That's a pretty sad reason.


Lou might go for a bowl of fish head soup:giggle:
 
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