OK, here goes.
Summary
Air Guitar was completely unwatchable. The Auctioneers event was great, especially the way the commentators compared the auctioneers to each other, The pool was not as bad as I thought it might be, but was still pretty boring, the pillow fighting was very boring and the stein holding was intriguing and somewhat interesting but a bit repetitious.
Ranking the big five:
1. Auctioneering
2. Pool
3. Stein Holding
4. Pillow fighting
5. Air guitar
The Details
As for the pool, the pool itself wasn't bad, with Barretta and Gorst playing quite well, but Archer and Fisher weren't as good and didn't seem very excited to be there. From a personality standpoint, Barretta outshone the other three. Other than the break shots occurring between racks, the game of bonus ball is a very tough watch, and the six-pocket version of the game, while much easier to follow, is way too easy for pro level players. It was like watching the Tour de France on training wheels or, if you prefer, watching major league baseball players playing slow-pitch softball. The commentary was some of the worst I've ever heard, and the constant suggestion, offered without a shred of substantiation, that this type of pool is more accessible than conventional pool for amateur players, was comical. Finally, the presence of Michaela Tabb was a bit disturbing, for while I like seeing her getting a payday, she's one of the best referees ever and deserves a lot better than this assignment.
The auctioneering was the one good event I watched, and if there were such a competition near me, I'd consider attending.
I didn't know what stein holding would be, but it was a group each holding a liter mug full of beer in front of them for as long as possible. The winner managed to hold the stein in front of him (without bending the elbow) for over nine minutes. Well done.
Pillow fighting was awful, with two contestants in a boxing ring each having a pillow and points being awarded for each hit of one's opponent with a pillow. Hits to the head scored highest, and matches were scored on points.
Air guitar was the worst of these, with contestants trying to do their darndest to duplicate the best theatrical moves of a rock guitarist without actually holding a guitar. It would have been better if they each had a guitar but didn't play it.
I'll keep an eye out for the next Ocho Series.