Did Jesus play pool? Who did he play? What speed? What was his strongest game?

Great way to start your AZ new year, resurrecting a braindead THIRTEEN year old thread. Props bro. WTF.

It would have been more appropriate to resurrect this thread on Easter.

Or maybe he’s just a really slow typer?
 
Everyone knows he plays last pocket eight ball, $25 a rack, and loser pays the table time.
 
Jesus was the first to ask for a pool table. Everyone was playing in the dirt.

He is the OG table seller. Next up on his list was breaking, Jesus loves breaking bread.

Breaking racks of pool is what Jesus does. Jesus can break frozen racks and hot racks.

He even has a trick where he makes one shot and pockets multiple balls.

If you want to see the shot, I can ask for you. But you need to have enough people for a show.

One of his tricks is to make a cue ball reappear after scratching. I will save that for the live experience.

Jesus is known as a two hands player. Using both hands for many purposes. Measuring and checking.
 
If Jesus played the ghost, and then also the god, then the Trinity will have played a race against itself???
 
When Jesus practices, its called building game.

When others practice, its called paying for table time.

That is why Jesus always says to keep counting until the big day. You will be judged.

Will the church endorse pool as a healing treatment? You don't have to swim, just show up, no lecture, no donation, no group rituals.

Take a table and work on your game. Its like praying, its called shooting with a purpose. Instead of words, you use your tracking and firing systems.
 
He probably plays by just shooting planets into black holes

Did the first shooter learn on a table with holes or without holes?

The idea of cutting a hole versus filling a hole is a popular math question.

Its the donut hole problem. Is it better to cook donuts with a hole in the center cut or not?

Jesus raises bread and frying bread makes donuts.

The astronomy sounds like a bit on how rare some of life's best moments are.

If the three founders of the branches of religion played pool, what rules would they make?
 
If Jesus, Confucious, Md, Buddha, all the other mythologies of all the other countries and subcultures,

all played pool, then what problems would it solve instead of playing military games?

A pool of religion would make a nice peace pipe to keep everyone's hearts connected and warm.

What were Jesus strengths as a pool talent, promoter and innovator for making rules and giving judgement calls?
 
Jesus was a carpenter, if the training for wood working and marble had been more refined, there would be no need for all the practice making altar tables. Production can go straight to billiard tables.

Jesus was the best at selling slate. Sandals, bread, wine and fish, just bring the people.
 
Great way to start your AZ new year, resurrecting a braindead THIRTEEN year old thread. Props bro. WTF.
Thanks brother, you took the words right outta my mouth. When I read the thread title I thought for sure it was a Justdum post, then I saw the date, how does one even find this thread to drudge it up after all these years?
 
Jesus played jam up...sometime in the early nineties Jesus played Buddy 15 ahead and spotted Buddy the orange crush.

The set was over in 23 minutes. Jesus broke and ran 15 racks after winning the lag. Yea Dude could play jam up.
 
Jesus is famous for breaking bread and getting giving out buttered rolls.

There are signs of a preference for 3C or any trinity related patterns.

When you chalk a cue, did you realize you are making the sign of the cross.
 
I was pondering this question today and figured I would ask my fellow az members what they have heard on this topic and their opinions as well...
I dont know but someone posted a video of Lindsey Graham shooting pool, the same thing, right?
 
I dont know but someone posted a video of Lindsey Graham shooting pool, the same thing, right?

Name dropping a US Senator on AZ...

Most of Congress uses twitter. They should be allowed to shoot pool, unless you still think the COVID or the Vax or a combination of covid and the vax are deadly. If Kentucky was mentioned in the Hustler, then there are important investors from KY.

If a US senator is friendly to pool, then start finding out how they can be friendly in Congress. Pool Halls suffered a lot more than other businesses. Why was an early American furniture/liquor business/bar targeted during COVID? Does Graham prefer Diamonds or Brunswicks?


Next they can start taxing pool halls that play Heyball instead of nineball. Billiards needs more infighting to get people interested in pool.

It could be the American democrats vs the American republicans, and that makes Billiards Great Again. In Congress anyone from NYC should know how to mix a drink and make the nine ball. They have to represent US, but if Lindsey is the one, then he is the one.
 
Name dropping a US Senator on AZ...

Most of Congress uses twitter. They should be allowed to shoot pool, unless you still think the COVID or the Vax or a combination of covid and the vax are deadly. If Kentucky was mentioned in the Hustler, then there are important investors from KY.

If a US senator is friendly to pool, then start finding out how they can be friendly in Congress. Pool Halls suffered a lot more than other businesses. Why was an early American furniture/liquor business/bar targeted during COVID? Does Graham prefer Diamonds or Brunswicks?


Next they can start taxing pool halls that play Heyball instead of nineball. Billiards needs more infighting to get people interested in pool.

It could be the American democrats vs the American republicans, and that makes Billiards Great Again.
Do you prefer crack or Thorazine???????????????????????? WTF???????????????????????????
 
Do you prefer crack or Thorazine???????????????????????? WTF???????????????????????????

I did some work in Kentucky. Its time different states work together, just like during COVID.

Working together through billiards, it is more fun to go to the meetings and have the discussions.

At least I know it is pool friendly.

Do you want to hear about the type of person I hope to meet? I do not mind living on a farm or near a city or commuting.

I hear people commute to NYC just for work and then own property elsewhere.

I also know the researchers that make the crack and Thorazine, do you want to meet some?

Its a New Year and I plan to do things differently.

Which places need help building a better legal foundation for the billiard industry? You don't get the open ear forever.

Where do you want the players with visas to regularly travel through? Human intelligence from various parts of the world is useful for many organizations. NYC gets hit hard with attacks and the population has not recovered from COVID, youth services are overwhelmed and the winter is about to freeze people.
 
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