Take flat and shove it.

[SmoothStroke]

Is it straight as an arrow or flat as an arrow?
Do you line up fence posts straight or flat?
If you put a picture on the wall is it straight or flat?
I landed perfectly on the 9 ball for a straight in shot not a flat shot.

Stop with this crap of he/ she is too flat.
Straight, straight, straight, straight ,straight.

I feel better now, thanks for listening.

 

[tim913]

Thanks for setting me flat

 

[Iwishiwasrich]

Thanks for setting me flat

LMFAO

 

[sciarco]

Take this flat and shove it i'm not crooked anymore.

 

[Island Drive]

A man in Alamosa owned a bar/pool room.... All Diamond 7'. His name is ''Flats''.
Born in the flats of San Louis Valley, CO.

 

[SmoothStroke]

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A man in Alamosa owned a bar/pool room.... All Diamond 7'. His name is ''Flats''.
Born in the flats of San Louis Valley, CO.

i have fished the flats in the Strait of Hormuz
out to the Gulf of Oman.

 

[Bob Jewett]

Is it straight as an arrow or flat as an arrow?
Do you line up fence posts straight or flat?
If you put a picture on the wall is it straight or flat?
I landed perfectly on the 9 ball for a straight in shot not a flat shot.

Stop with this crap of he/ she is too flat.
Straight, straight, straight, straight ,straight.

I feel better now, thanks for listening.

Yeah, some commentators could speak more better. How about "pinching"?

 

[pt109]

I would rather play on a table that was flat rather than apartment.

 

[Bob Jewett]

I would rather play on a table that was flat rather than apartment.

Would sharp be worse? Or well-carbonated?

 

[SmoothStroke]

Yeah, some commentators could speak more better. How about "pinching"?

I positioned them alongside the orange five-ball on the same plateau.

 

[Frosty]

Yeah, some commentators could speak more better. How about "pinching"?

Not to mention JJ and Frost who now talk about pool in fluent snooker terminology.

 

[T411]

If you are straight or flat it’s none of our business. Keep your business off the streets. We don’t want to know where you are shoving it.

 

[Protractor]

Yeah, some commentators could speak more better. How about "pinching"?

Yeah, I'm still waiting to see someone actually pinch a ball.

 

[Protractor]

Is it straight as an arrow or flat as an arrow?
Do you line up fence posts straight or flat?
If you put a picture on the wall is it straight or flat?
I landed perfectly on the 9 ball for a straight in shot not a flat shot.

Stop with this crap of he/ she is too flat.
Straight, straight, straight, straight ,straight.

I feel better now, thanks for listening.

I watch a lot of matches on YouTube, mostly with the sound muted because many commentators, including some big names, are annoying. Even so, I still get to chuckle when one of them diagrams the next shot and then the player does something different.

 

[BRKNRUN]

I feel better now, thanks for listening.

What.......did you wake up a bit flat today?????

 

[SmoothStroke]

I watch a lot of matches on YouTube, mostly with the sound muted because many commentators, including some big names, are annoying. Even so, I still get to chuckle when one of them diagrams the next shot and then the player does something different.

With a name like Protractor you should become a commentator and take over those pinching flatheads. Drop a few words like Vertex, Baseline, degrees and you’re a genius.
I could be your color commentator with my
CAD background.
Off with their heads.

 

[Pidge]

Hi, I'm Pidge and my pronouns are straight/ flat. Nice to meet you all.

 

[SmoothStroke]

What.......did you wake up a bit flat today?????

Had to pinch myself and walk straight
to the lavatory.

 

[boogieman]

Yeah, some commentators could speak more better. How about "pinching"?

Hydraulic-ed

 

[Crasher]

A man in Alamosa owned a bar/pool room.... All Diamond 7'. His name is ''Flats''.
Born in the flats of San Louis Valley, CO.

Couldn't imagine being born in the SLV and only making it as far out as Alamosa... An upbringing in a place like that is liable to drive you out of the state