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Flakeandrun

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What’s the stupidest reason someone has given for welching out on pay?

I was playing a low stakes set, 8-ball, and trounced the guy 9-1. Equivalent value of about 50$.

Apparently, the chalk mark (which I hadn’t noticed) on my break cue is an aiming aid, and then classified it as cheating and a reason not to pay 😂

He noticed it in the first rack apparently, to which I naturally replied SPEAK UP THEN - offered to match up again, same stake, and he declined…

Can’t post pictures from my iPad, but will later, the smallest smudge of chalk.
 
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What’s the stupidest reason someone has given for welching out on pay?

I was playing a low stakes set, 8-ball, and trounced the guy 9-1. Equivalent value of about 50$.

Apparently, the chalk mark (which I hadn’t noticed) on my break cue is an aiming aid, and then classified it as cheating and a reason not to pay 😂

He noticed it in the first track apparently, to which I naturally replied SPEAK UP THEN - offered to match up again, same stake, and he declined…

Can’t post pictures from my iPad, but will later, the smallest smudge of chalk.

Damn but I hate freaking nits!
 
Actually meant how many racks did you run? You know because the break shot is a limited use tool... I don't use enough words b'cause it's mo gangstuh or something. :ROFLMAO:
It went 3 break and run, I missed and he ran out, then 2 racks to me - quite brief, 3 break and run, last rack to me after cleaning and losing position on the 8, then hiding behind it.

I’ll air barrel anyone that dares use the word trounce in my presence
😂 fair one, I was just trying to be polite rather than opt for, battered, bollocksed and bastardised.
 
You BNRd 8 racks then? Trounce is about right. lol.
6 BnR total, he got a couple of shots in lol
Typical life experience in 2025, some people suck. Guess you should have shook hand on bet before playing.
The future is coming, soon there’ll be a QR code to scan that will bring up a nit % rating
This is the long-term truth.

And he gets 0 pay from you until he pays...AND you should tell him he can buy out of that weak BS for $40!
He endured some great banter, I’m not sure how far to push it to be honest, ‘losing face’ is taken quite seriously in Asia. Don’t fancy getting stabbed in the eye.
 
What’s the stupidest reason someone has given for welching out on pay?

I was playing a low stakes set, 8-ball, and trounced the guy 9-1. Equivalent value of about 50$.

Apparently, the chalk mark (which I hadn’t noticed) on my break cue is an aiming aid, and then classified it as cheating and a reason not to pay 😂

He noticed it in the first rack apparently, to which I naturally replied SPEAK UP THEN - offered to match up again, same stake, and he declined…

Can’t post pictures from my iPad, but will later, the smallest smudge of chalk.
Make them put the money on the lights before the match.......
 
... Apparently, the chalk mark (which I hadn’t noticed) on my break cue is an aiming aid, and then classified it as cheating ...
Not an unprecedented move. I used to mark my shaft so I could know which way was up. At the start of a match, a pro player complained to the TD that I had an illegal aiming aid. He was told to go play his match. I put a mark next to that player's name on my list.
 
Make them put the money on the lights before the match.......
Nah. I think @Flakeandrun will do better to avoid contact with the irresponsible, confused nit. I suspect that asking for money on the light or someone holding the stake would be interpreted as an insult or worse. Face is a large issue in that pool hall.
 
in US casinos, parimutuel gambling isn't really guaranteed- that means, simply, that someone can go to a poker room, shove their stack in blind, lose, proceed to pick up their chips, and leave without being down a cent. The casino will likely follow suit with a piece of certified mail, but there really isn't any recourse for the sorry sap who decided to call it down. Let it be a lesson to anyone who makes a handshake bet with a stranger over promises.
 
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