Hermes is Hilarious

[sudocrushms]

In case anyone wanted a free laugh at an expensive table (no one tell Diamond/Predator you can charge this much for a table...):

Hermès’ luxury pool table is a whole new ball game

Hermès revisits the classic pool table and pockets a 2026 Wallpaper* Design Award

www.wallpaper.com

 

[fjk]

Look how much it weighs!

 

[sudocrushms]

Look how much it weighs!
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I didn't notice that.

The other stuff on their site is equally hilarious. It's backwards temu.

 

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Look how much it weighs!
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who uses 58.7 inches? Smh

 

[sudocrushms]

who uses 58.7 inches? Smh

It's an 8-foot table, so i'm sure that's the outside dimensions with a 46x92" playing surface.

 

[Bob Jewett]

Look how much it weighs!
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Evidently they are using special helium-impregnated slate. I think you'll need to bolt it to the floor.

See also this previous thread:

Thread 'Designer pool'

Feb 1, 2026

8-footer by Hermes. Only $265,400.

• Patrick Johnson
• Replies: 27
• Forum: Main Forum

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[iusedtoberich]

A friend of a friend buys all of those designer purses. Pays like 5k to 20k usd per. It’s nuts. They make her buy all the “little ones” to be put on a list for the “good ones”.

And we thought high end custom cuemakers had a good following going. Hahaha.

 

[Cuebuddy]

The price is amusing, and the weight is funny also.
But the name is great "Off Piste"
That describes myself when I play anymore, kinda.

 

[bpeacock]

In case anyone wanted a free laugh at an expensive table (no one tell Diamond/Predator you can charge this much for a table...):

Hermès’ luxury pool table is a whole new ball game

Hermès revisits the classic pool table and pockets a 2026 Wallpaper* Design Award

www.wallpaper.com

A fool and his money are soon parted

 

[fjk]

I'm going to send an inquiry to see if that weight is correct. 265k. Does anyone think they'll ever sell one?

 

[Benelli]

I'm going to send an inquiry to see if that weight is correct. 265k. Does anyone think they'll ever sell one?

yes to people in countries with massive oil reserves as something to do when not out hunting with their falcons...

 

[sudocrushms]

I'm going to send an inquiry to see if that weight is correct. 265k. Does anyone think they'll ever sell one?

Watch, $265k and it's a plywood bed.

 

[garczar]

Damn, if i'd only known this would be available in the future i wouldn't have blown so much $$$$$ on hookers and blow. Oh well.

 

[Amaury]

On the french website its listed as 600 kg ( 1322,77357311 lbs).
Damn the cues are expensive too.

 

[straightline]

According to the rest of the web, one of the first things Hermes did as a child was steal Apollos horses. Hmm...

 

[fjk]

On the french website its listed as 600 kg ( 1322,77357311 lbs).
Damn the cues are expensive too.

That makes me feel better. I wasn't even considering the purchase if it wasn't slate.

 

[garczar]

On the french website its listed as 600 kg ( 1322,77357311 lbs).
Damn the cues are expensive too.

WTF. 600kg's is roughly 1300lbs. A kilo is 2.2lbs. Don't ask me why i know this by heart.

 

[Bob Jewett]

And you're probably saying it wrong, even if only to yourself...

 

[Mensabum]

I'm going to send an inquiry to see if that weight is correct. 265k. Does anyone think they'll ever sell one?

Of course. Then they can use Pags $800 carbon fiber.

 

[straightline]

Is it just me?