Hermes is Hilarious

[sudocrushms]

In case anyone wanted a free laugh at an expensive table (no one tell Diamond/Predator you can charge this much for a table...):

Hermès’ luxury pool table is a whole new ball game

Hermès revisits the classic pool table and pockets a 2026 Wallpaper* Design Award

www.wallpaper.com

 

[fjk]

Look how much it weighs!

 

[sudocrushms]

Look how much it weighs!
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I didn't notice that.

The other stuff on their site is equally hilarious. It's backwards temu.

 

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Look how much it weighs!
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who uses 58.7 inches? Smh

 

[sudocrushms]

who uses 58.7 inches? Smh

It's an 8-foot table, so i'm sure that's the outside dimensions with a 46x92" playing surface.

 

[Bob Jewett]

Look how much it weighs!
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Evidently they are using special helium-impregnated slate. I think you'll need to bolt it to the floor.

See also this previous thread:

Thread 'Designer pool'

Sunday at 7:05 AM

8-footer by Hermes. Only $265,400.

• Patrick Johnson
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[iusedtoberich]

A friend of a friend buys all of those designer purses. Pays like 5k to 20k usd per. It’s nuts. They make her buy all the “little ones” to be put on a list for the “good ones”.

And we thought high end custom cuemakers had a good following going. Hahaha.

 

[Cuebuddy]

The price is amusing, and the weight is funny also.
But the name is great "Off Piste"
That describes myself when I play anymore, kinda.

 

[bpeacock]

In case anyone wanted a free laugh at an expensive table (no one tell Diamond/Predator you can charge this much for a table...):

Hermès’ luxury pool table is a whole new ball game

Hermès revisits the classic pool table and pockets a 2026 Wallpaper* Design Award

www.wallpaper.com

A fool and his money are soon parted