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    Win a free Jay Flowers Style Cue Case

    Give The Case To Someonme More Deserving Than ME I played pool to a avoid work, have somewhere to hang out 24 hours a day and give my ex-wives grounds for divorce. Doug (plus, I really like the snacks in the machines) :)
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    You know you're obsessed with pool when...

    When You Leave Your Lazy-Boy At Home To Go Sit On A Barstool & Sweat 'C' Players When you go to the poolroom to watch the football games. When you buy your shirts at the poolroom. When you take you wife out to dinner at the poolroom. When you spend all holidays at the poolroom. When you decide...
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    Happy Birthday Iowa_Player

    I Have Placed Your Name Right Behind Fatboy On The 'Future Rep List'.... imo I was going to give you Rep, but I know that you'd rather have a Happy Birthday wish instead. I will give you green Rep again.....................on your NEXT Birthday. Doug (and not before then...........so quit...
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    Cue Extensions/Extenders?

    http://forums.azbilliards.com/search.php?searchid=2090113
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    We have a date change... Check Tournament Forum for info

    Fire In The Hole I've been blowing things up. Too bad I'm not in the military. Doug :)
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    Gang banged

    It's Pouring Here And The Red Rep Baron Is Not Donning His Red Red Scarf Today LOL, I didn't realize that there were members so new, that he (they) wouldn't even get the reference to Cuebux Wheat Escrow Service advertising in post #14. :) And, I think that he's never seen a true red Rep bomb...
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    Just a little update

    I'm Never Too Busy To Help My Friends Mike, I know what you're talking about. I'm going through a difficult financial period mydamnself. I have just one word for you.............RAMEN NOODLES ! Doug (for extra zing, add a beef or chicken bouillion cube..... imo) *And Beer. Everything...
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    Gang banged

    Simply change your name to Cuebux Wheat Escrow Service and then bombard us with Ads....... Viola ! Doug .
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    Mike Howerton and Mr Wilson... *sigh*

    Look in my signature and see what I'M saying. (with sound) Doug
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    It's no wonder pool doesn't go anywhere.

    I'm A Many Man Here's what I enjoy doing in my spare time.... it's also proven effective in getting my girlfriends undressed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAAXon461XU Doug (and waaaaaay faster than fumbling with zippers, buttons and hooks... imo) :)
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    It's no wonder pool doesn't go anywhere.

    I'm OK, You're OK... imo Exactly ! These are not manly men...... not like me. I'm a damned lumberjack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clPYfaTvHT0 Doug :)
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    It's no wonder pool doesn't go anywhere.

    Jes Tellin It Like It Is Yes, I'm happily married.....but I still have my little black book (held closed with 2 heavy duty rubberbands). My wife doesn't mind that I have my little black book and she encourages me to call anyone that's in it. Actually, about 70% of the names in the book have...
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    It's no wonder pool doesn't go anywhere.

    I'm Justa Skeered To Talk To People Face To Face I'd guess that I'm one of the five in the corner playing pool with my head down (eyes averted) and drawing no attention to myself. Doug (it's my natural shyness) *And....I'm waaaaaay too shy to talk to wimmin.. imo
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    Mike Howerton and Mr Wilson... *sigh*

    I Don't See Any DUCK In It...........Bring Me 50 Hooter's Hot Wings PLEASE I ain'ta skeered to post it: DuckButter Dip Ready In: 10 Minutes Yields: 24 servings "DuckButter Dip This is a recipe I got from a restaurant from the owner/chef. It can be used with crusty bread, crackers, melba...
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    Main Forum vs NPR vs Tournament Section- I just want to follow the rules

    Let's Impale A Sow's Head On A Stake...... imo Yeah, I think I've seen this movie before. Doug
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    Live Viking Tour stream Greensboro,NC

    I'll Go Back And Watch The Chalky's Tournament In Michigan Your link asked me to "Sign In", so I did. Then it read, "This Is Not Your Channel." OK, forget about it. Doug (that's as bad as the pizza delivery guy telling me that I didn't order anchovies on my ANCHOVY Pizza... imo) :)
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    MikeJanis Banned???? Please forgive me I have not been on in a while.

    I Also Think This Thread Is In Poor TASTE And Should Be Moved To Mike's Forum This was Terrie Janis' 4th post to AZB, made shortly after Mike was banned: http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=114492 You gotta love a wife that's so supporting (at least I do). Of course, it could have...
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    Removed Posts

    That's easy for Wilson to say, he can just float away. Doug (I used to Delete more than half the posts that I made) :)
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    What Three, Four or Five AZB Members would you like to meet.

    I, Of Course, Don't Drink. I've met you and I like you and I might come buy you a drink or two on your birthday. Doug *Edited to say: OOPS, I didn't mean today on your 44th Birthday. I meant NEXT year. :)
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    Happy Birthday Smorgie

    I'd Like To Thank JoeyA. For The Bimbo.....He Was Wrapped PERFECTLY.... imo Chuck and I had a wondedrful time in Tahiti frolicking at the beach. Thank you very much for all the birthday wishes and PMs from concerned AZ members. I couldn't begin to answer all those PMs. I've been having some...
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