Psssst....hey buddy, yeah you....standing over there in the bushes. I couldn't help but notice you have a pool case strapped to your back, you must be a player.....you look a little distracted.....oh I see, you're getting a BJ.....guess that explains why you're standing in the bushes....in my opinion buddy, they're not worth it, last time I got one was before I got married, but that's ok, I love my job.
Anyway, I couldn't help but notice you with that cue case strapped on you back....that explains you're playing a little one hole before going into the pool room, I just figured you must be a player, so......is this a bad time to talk to you about buying your own table for at home, I have some really good prices, and can deliver anywhere.
Oh...what's that you said....you don't have a home....because you don't have no girlfriend or wife....oh, ok, I see now......say what....I'm distracting you? I'll have you know I have the right to freedom of speech buddy.