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I was in a very busy supermarket, and I said to this young lady, "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?" She said, "Sure you can, but how will that help?" I said, "I'll bet you anything she'll appear out of nowhere".


Works EVERY Time!

Good one, Dave.
 

Scaramouche

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"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant
but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
 

Blue Hog ridr

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Dave, that young Lady obviously works in the Dairy Section of the Grocery Store.

If that were me, I would be drinking more Milk daily in order to go for a Milk Run.
 

RiverCity

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I had a buddy who used to run a gas station. Big strong guy..... not to be messed with. Customer gets the restroom key one day, and hes gone for a while. Other customers start asking for the restroom, so now Mike has to go check on the guy. The guy was swinging from a pipe in the ceiling, pants off...... doing a very similar act as your meme.

When he told us about this, we were laughing, then momentarily felt bad for Big Mike, and asked how long it took him to clean up the guys mess. He replied, it only took the guy about 5 minutes after a brief chat :grin:...... then the guy patiently waited for the police to come arrest him.

Im thinking Mikes chat was to the point....... :thumbup:
 

PaulieB

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I had a buddy who used to run a gas station. Big strong guy..... not to be messed with. Customer gets the restroom key one day, and hes gone for a while. Other customers start asking for the restroom, so now Mike has to go check on the guy. The guy was swinging from a pipe in the ceiling, pants off...... doing a very similar act as your meme.

When he told us about this, we were laughing, then momentarily felt bad for Big Mike, and asked how long it took him to clean up the guys mess. He replied, it only took the guy about 5 minutes after a brief chat :grin:...... then the guy patiently waited for the police to come arrest him.

Im thinking Mikes chat was to the point....... :thumbup:

Challenge accepted. Will poop in Mike's gas station bathroom while hanging from ceiling pipes. Pictures forthcoming...
 

Nostroke

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I had a buddy who used to run a gas station. Big strong guy..... not to be messed with. Customer gets the restroom key one day, and hes gone for a while. Other customers start asking for the restroom, so now Mike has to go check on the guy. The guy was swinging from a pipe in the ceiling, pants off...... doing a very similar act as your meme.

When he told us about this, we were laughing, then momentarily felt bad for Big Mike, and asked how long it took him to clean up the guys mess. He replied, it only took the guy about 5 minutes after a brief chat :grin:...... then the guy patiently waited for the police to come arrest him.

Im thinking Mikes chat was to the point....... :thumbup:

Good for him-we had a pool room owner who would throw guys out for not flushing-didnt matter if they were playing with 4 other people and paying $19/hr or not-he was gone.
 
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